Why Scanians are superior!

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thread starter Lousario Jul 19 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

In the Maple World, we have a Maple God. We shall address this god as Sally. In the beginning Sally, just came home from hanging out late in the bar with her other friends. Wasted, Sally instantly decided to grab a certain illegal substance, this illegal substance made Sally go mentally unstable. That's when she instantly thought of a world concerning small but yet big headed people living in a world that for some reason revolved around a certain leaf that looks like the illegal substance she took earlier. And so, she gave that world life! Victoria Island, Orbis, Ludibrium, and pretty much everything, except Kerning City, i don't know where the hell this rathole came from, yet it's still in Victoria Island. Then all of a sudden! Her landlord came to her house! Let's call this landlord, the Black Magician . Here's a pic http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/BUSINESS/080204/g-080204-biz-wesley-snipes-3p.widec.jpg And he wanted not her life, but the Maple World itself! (The rent) And he sealed Sally (Jailed the gurl) and that's what lead the Maple World into chaos! Dexless Sins, Nx hoes, Israelite s, Hackers, Scammers, and KSers were released into the Maple World. Just before she was sealed, she created certain races of maplers and she said she will grant an amazing after life to the race that defeated the Black Magician http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/BUSINESS/080204/g-080204-biz-wesley-snipes-3p.widec.jpg Among those races, was her favorite. Scanians Why? Because Scanians had the coolest name, not only that, but here is another reason why us Scanians are superior. - Our IQ scores are among the highest around the Maple World. - We killed the Pink Yellondian Bean first, our top Scanian crusaders for righteousness defeated him today. - Our training maps are always empty. - The life of a Mardian is worth less than the tooth of a Scanian. - The Windians instantly admitted defeat to the Great Maple War II. They had over 47,557,445 losses, BTW, every Windian is 1/3 of a person. - Prices are the lowest here. - Our blood is RED, unlike others, Beran's = Green. - We have the highest population, meaning, that you get to have sexual intercourse more often. And much more. Porro Ago Scania Nos es plurrimi provectus natio nationis permissum nemo alius vinco nos!

ArialCalico 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Aww, 1/3 of a person. I'm less of a person than a slave. D: Oh well, I lol'd.

liekWTHmang 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lol'd @ black magician

mario1996 Jul 19 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lousario said: "In the Maple World, we have a Maple God. Why? Because Scanians had the coolest name, not only that, but here is another reason why us Scanians are superior. - Our IQ scores are among the highest around the Maple World. - We killed the Pink Yellondian Bean first, our top Scanian crusaders for righteousness defeated him today. - Our training maps are always NOT empty. - The life of a Mardian is worth less than the tooth of a Scanian. - The Windians instantly admitted defeat to the Great Maple War II. They had over 47,557,445 losses, BTW, every Windian is 1/3 of a person. - Prices are the HIGHEST here. - Our blood is RED, unlike others, Beran's = Green. - We have the highest population, meaning, that you get to have sexual intercourse more often.(std's?) That is all. Porro Ago Scania Nos es plurrimi provectus natio nationis permissum nemo alius vinco nos!" Fixed

Kaji 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol, scanian attention whores.

LDieu 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

liekWTHmang said: "lol'd @ black magician" Same here. xD

DaAznViper 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i wasted 1 min. reading a post full of BS

mario1996 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hihellohi said: " He may have a level that is mere to some but his heart is potent and pure! Identical to that of Fangblade who also was a great Scanian!" says the gray blob

sillyray 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

iRandomly said: " you even said "thats what i've been told" if scania killed pinkbean, it'll be all over basil :o" It sorta is over basil.

Kaji 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

-waits for the video- Even if they killed it, they're still fegs.

valint9 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Not funny but very entertaining.

iHikarux3 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hihellohi said: " He may have a level that is mere to some but his heart is potent and pure! Identical to that of Fangblade who also was a great Scanian!" FangBlade is in Bera ._. *cough* nub

PGmule 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What are you smoking...Half that crap isnt even true.

Broish 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You lesser being non-Scanians could never truly comprehend our might, so I will put it in simpler terms for you philistines. UR DMG SUXX LULUL Dear god, excuse me for stooping down to your level, but it had to be the done, FOR THE GLORY OF MOTHER SCANIA.

lightmajid 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I laughed so hard at the pic, but seriously, that is RACIST!

iHikarux3 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Caniun said: ""We have the highest population, meaning, that you get to have sexual intercourse more often." Yeah, if you don't mind having sex with all the scammers, hackers, k/sers, noobs, dexless sins, and nx hoes that over populate Scania. Its basically the China of Maple Story. Weah, i just went there ;)" lol