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thread starter xaxjx88 Jul 19 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well ive been on Fml for some time now. I really enjoy kicking a laugh at it or giving at advice. So to keep this simple, Give the link of your favorite Fml and number --- please. If you cant find it .. then try re posting it in the words you remember. Have fun and enjoy. Btw, it can be really funny ones of sad ones. Please limit to 3 maxium.

Herosgate 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

today, i ordered a ticket to new york when i got the ticket i realized it wasn't my birthday so i got my birth certificate and it turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong date for 16 years. FML

Dantevire 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

FEEL said: "[quote]Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML hahahaha" Man, Parents can be cruell but that's hilarious

xaxjx88 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

kittylover6 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

trynet585 said: "Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands." I feel a bit sick after reading that..

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jaykay244 said: ".. what's does fml stand for" It means f*** my life. Mine would be: Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming I should be more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy of her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

Herosgate 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

Dantevire 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML lol

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

2005chuy 07/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

RaveWithMe said: "Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FAVORITE~~~" LOLOLOL