thread starter Munbane Jul 18 2009
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| You might think this is a joke, but it is not. Maple has taken over me lately, to say the least. I think about Maple almost 24/7. I wake up and get scared, I wonder...Did those steelies sell yet? In the morning, will I have enough to buy those Cilbis? I just can't resist but to get up and check on the shop, only to find out that there will be a server check starting in 10 minutes. I begin to frolic, my mind speeds up, my shop expires in 4 hours? I will be losing so much profit, all to a server check! I start to feel enraged, I dash into my wall, knocking down the pictures that hang about my room. Thankfully, my parents didn't wake up. Just as you thought this was over, it is far from it let me tell you. I was in Costco about 3 days ago with my mom, and one of the sample ladies called us over to taste her sausage, and me and my mom both agreed that we should purchase it. Before the Sales lady could finish telling us the price, I shouted "offer!". She was startled at the fact that I yelled, nonetheless the fact that I said offer. She began to speak once more, but I couldn't control it, I shouted even louder this time, "If you don't offer I will defame and mass KS you!" Well, 5 minutes later, we were kicked out of the store, and my mom had to pay for the damage I had caused to the olive oil in aisle 17, which added up to around $3200. Lost and confused I was the next day, I got up out of my bed to a see a wild Pig running across our land. I put on my shoes, raced out the door, screaming and yelling carelessly "Drop 100% cape luk!" This angered the pig to say the least. It came galloping like a rabid badger right toward me. I began to panic, so I ran away as fast I could, but it caught up me, impaled my rear and I went sailing into the pitchfork standing against the house, luckily the pitchfork's head was facing down so I didn't get a serious injury. The next day, I come to find out that the girl I like likes another guy. She I walked to her house, knocked on the door, and said "I killed Horntailed about 6 times for you, only o get you this Hornedtail necklace, and you go and start liking another guy?" She responded very vehemently and yelled back at me, but before she could say more, I tried to pick her up so I could maul her, but 70 pounds was just too heavy for me, as we both tumbled down the stairs of her porch. This ended in her dad shooting me in the leg with his BB gun. I was crying all the way home that day. Game, as I may sound, I need to know, is Maple affecting me too much? Do I need to quit? What should I do to quit? I already asked my mom and all she said was "Read the first words of each paragraph." EDIT: Another story is coming tonight, so stay....tuned? Lol idk :P |