How would you kill a noob?
thread starter kflippinoy12 Jul 17 2009
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| My way to kill a noob is to lure them to the hidden street with golems and launch the monsters to them. My other way is summoning bags and if they run I use my bowman's powerknockback to kill. Are there any other fun ways to do this? (no offense to low lvls) |
Pyrhean 07/17/09
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| Dragon Pulse ftw I killed a bishop once with it though >.> |
Inferno 07/17/09
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| Door a noob to newts and tell him to loot. |
Pyrhean 07/17/09
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| Inferno said: "Door a noob to newts and tell him to loot. " Even better: Place a door conveniently next to a stray nest golem |
foie 07/17/09
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| drop 10 mesos then open summoning bag. simple. |
dragon2923 07/17/09
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| foie said: "drop 10 mesos then open summoning bag. simple." drop bags of 1k and open a black sack |
Vikken 07/17/09
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| Go to lith harbor, channel one. Mass summoning bags at the giant boat. They die as they land XP |
Alexis91 07/17/09
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| Aim for the head. They're like zombies and homeless people really. |
foie 07/17/09
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| dragon2923 said: " drop bags of 1k and open a black sack" why am I going to give him an extra 990? please betch. simple. |
frosty1 07/17/09
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| chan 1 henesys potion shop and open boss sack, kills more than just noobs |
badtheif 07/17/09
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| I'd lure him inside my van using the meso trick. Tie him up, and drive off to a cabin far out into the woods. Repeatidly torture him by placing mesos right next to his bound up body. Finally after numerous days of him not getting a cent of not earned mesos he collapses and hypervenolates. I then repeatidly beat him with the item he "won" from a drop game. Send him and SS's of him vaccing/botting to Nexon and let them deal with the remains. |
Faminedd 07/17/09
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| Use the new FM hack on him to strip all of his HP and MP pots and sign off at a noob map full of 100 summoned Red Snails and no portals nearby. I'd log off of his account, and when he gets back on he's stuck in the middle of 100 Red Snails w/o red or blue pots to heal or fight them off. n00b!11!1! |
infferrno 07/17/09
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| Summon in Ludi near clocktower in Ch 1... sure all the pros there kill it fast but I usually manage to kill a few AFK Sins/Dits and nubs. |
klauspenguin 07/17/09
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| Lol@all of above. This is hilarious. |
NobodyKnows300 07/17/09
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| Tell him to follow me to Mushmom.. need I say more? |
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