I hate my sister too
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thread starter WetFish Jul 15 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
So, while sitting in my living room, my sister happened to throw a piece bread filled with butter at me. So, I got butter on my shirt, and was very upset. In my rage, I threw the bread piece at her as hard as possible, and it cut her skin. http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5273/0713091555.jpg Comes with blood, and butter smear. She wiped the butter off, and threw the bread back at me missing, but in her rage she picked up semi-stale cupcakes, and missed with those, however it splattered over the fireplace. It left a blue splatter mark of icing. Three days later, my mom was like "Whats wrong with your leg?", and my sister proceeded to explain what happened. However my mom did not believe the story was true, and suggested that she did it to her self, or it was a cat or something. http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3408/0715091722.jpg Notice in this picture, the mild bruising from the hard bread piece. Discuss.
konfooshus 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Humanmango said: "...What kind of skin gets cut from a piece of bread ?" a baguette. Lol, if you get jumped by thugs, pull out your baguette and get ready for an ass whooping
Urpleness 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
your sister is really pale
WetFish 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
konfooshus said: " a baguette. Lol, if you get jumped by thugs, pull out your baguette and get ready for an ass whooping" Tasty and painful :D
ShadowSpaz 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
You sure have an arm if you can cut someone with buttered bread.
Creep 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Jesus, what kind of bread do you eat, Dan?
iLikech0c0 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Should've used a knife.
DarkOdor 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
DarkOdorWait, she LET u take a picture of her arm? o_O i thought u guys were in a fight. Also, why did ur mom find out 3 days later?
WetFish 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
ShadowSpaz said: "You sure have an arm if you can cut someone with buttered bread." http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f98opUNuVXc/SCFnWkv2HiI/AAAAAAAAAK0/igT-EQzT6zI/s400/baguette.jpg Weapon of choice.
iAmTubbie 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
wait soo how do u hate ur sister when she covered ur ass saying that "she didt it herself" AND she got the worst end of the deal! wtf was the butter hot or soemthing? thats some hard bread! are u sure she wasnt just joking around like a light throw then u came in with a fastball? LOL
WetFish 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
iAmTubbie said: "wait soo how do u hate ur sister when she covered ur ass saying that "she didt it herself" AND she got the worst end of the deal! wtf was the butter hot or soemthing? thats some hard bread! are u sure she wasnt just joking around like a light throw then u came in with a fastball? LOL" I whipped it at her leg, and it wasnt a bad fight . She initially told my mom that it was my fault, but my mom was too perplexed to believe it.
ShadowSpaz 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
WetFish said: " http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f98opUNuVXc/SCFnWkv2HiI/AAAAAAAAAK0/igT-EQzT6zI/s400/baguette.jpg Weapon of choice." OK this makes more sense to me now, but still... lol
WetFish 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
ShadowSpaz said: " OK this makes more sense to me now, but still... lol" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2408/2173408775_c6dd106f1d.jpg It wasn't this type of bread.
iAmTubbie 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
LOL! still wow who knew a bread can cut joo :O
WetFish 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
iAmTubbie said: "LOL! still wow who knew a bread can cut joo :O" Avoid bread stores.
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