ITT: You're in a bedroom with

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thread starter Sarcastic Jul 14 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Any female of your choice (including, but not limited to: Misa Campo, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Leah Dizon, blah blah whoever), but you cannot have any intimate/sexual actions taking place. What do you do? Nothing illegal, sexual or abusive is allowed to occur, no breaking my rules either. EDIT: Okay, no physical contact. Golden Rule EDIT: There is a condition under which you can agree to abide by to break any rules previously stated. You have to donate all of your money to charity, get STI's no matter what you do, like use of contraceptives, etc. and you CANNOT get the female pregnant, because that would mean you get to steal their money and stuff. After engaging in certain activities with said individual, you cannot EVER have sex again. Go.

tokyoaok 07/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

well since im 19 and can drink we shall all get drunk and dance

TotoroTotoro Jul 14 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Sarcastic said: ")you cannot have any intimate/sexual actions taking place." Wait, I'm married to Megan Fox now?

Nickstur89 07/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Talk to her.

Brohemoth Jul 14 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

listen to joanna newsom play the harp.

JohnWilkesTooth Jul 14 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i choose her and we have staring contests

FlashBang 07/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I cry to myself

Urukiora 07/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What if she comes on to me, cuz, you know, i'm just that hot.

iiRoxanne 07/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

JohnWilkesTooth said: "i choose http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4246/00170mg.jpg and we have staring contests" LMFAO

LowWillpower Jul 14 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm in a bedroom with Lanqiue. We have a pokemon battle. @TotoroTotoro: Probably shouldn't tell the Mrs. that one.

PopPop Jul 14 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'd like to bring Joanna Newsom in and have a jam session. EDIT:: dammit nathan

ipwnzjoo34 07/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

TotoroTotoro said: "Wait, I'm married to Megan Fox now?" lol

Loomer 07/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

voice lessons from bjork

Biotic 07/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ask her to talk dirty to me.

Mudkip 07/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ANNIE CLARK.