Why Perma Beginners are the Best

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thread starter infferrno Jul 13 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I will now take this opportunity to prove why Perma Beginners are the best, defeating all prior arguments. 1. We have 3 Snails. Every class hoars us for 40 damage. It's just one of our great skills that instantly makes us more valuable than anyone else. 2. We do amazing damage. Hitting up to 1k per strike in the higher levels 1x per second is something other classes can only have a wet dream about. 3. We have great gear most classes can't even compare with. And Brown Skullcap? Doesn't get sexier! 4. We are the strongest out of any class in the game. I won't put you to sleep withe formulae. Trust me. 5. We have the fastest attack in the game. 1 attack per second! Faster than you. o/ 6. 3 Snails looks better than any other skill there is. And we get THREE shells! 7. We are the best solo class. We get experience solo faster than Archer-Mages and Bishops. 8. We are the best party class because of our superb damage and 3 Snails. 9. Few can be as sexy as us. We are the most rare class in the game! NoobEgg who? In conclusion, We are the best. Thank you.

infferrno 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Po0b4h said: "Wow, this looks like the "Why BM are the best" thread made before." What a coincidence...

xscoobyx 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I said something about this in Why BM's are the best thread o.o

gamefreakdude76 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Po0b4h said: "Wow, this looks like the "Why BM are the best" thread made before." clearly because its a parody.

infferrno 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

xscoobyx said: "I said something about this in Why BM's are the best thread o.o" I saw. I was writing this and then went back to see comments and lo and behold.

Usagii 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I know this was meant to be funny.. but when it's too obvious for it to be a joke, it's just not fun.

notoriouSipper 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LMAO it would only be funny if u read the other thread for people who havent not so funny..

RollingStar7 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

you forgot the fact that Beginners dont lose exp when they die

mridman 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

wow guys he's just copying the bow guy which is pretty funny

iHateWeed 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This was a horrible waste of a thread. And you just made a mockery of the PB's. Fail nasty.

DuctTape 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

infferrno said: " Yes... I just failed my Stats AP Exam. :P" I got a 5 =3

BloodmetalX 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hey, u forgot that beginners have higher DPS than corsairs

solgasm 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hahah nice good job on making fun of that lame BM

infferrno 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

DuctTape said: " I got a 5 =3" 1...

DuctTape 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

infferrno said: " 1..." Ouch did you study? I didn't

Tagerr3 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This guy tells more truth than the bm thread.