Random Pick-up Lines

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thread starter ItachiPower Jul 13 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Let's have random pick-up lines. I'll start. So the other day I saw some cats eating out a dumpster and I thought of you.

lvlsomething 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Old... but: lvlsexy: Did it hurt? Random Girl: What? lvlsexy: When you fell from the ugly tree, hitting every branch along the way?

Awsomoo 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You're fat.

MizMisa 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Do you know karate? (No,why?) Cuz your body is kickin'!

ChaozXdeviL Jul 15 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Nice legs, what time do they open? XD EDIT: Sorry i hadn't realized someone already said this.. lol

xxxriot 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized~

AlaskaAnt 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

do you work at McDonalds, cause u just supersized me!

Soulersteam Jul 15 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story? A wet p***y alway's makes a happy c**k There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down? Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. another one: You know how guys buy big cars to make up for their small d___? Well I like to walk.

IHaveALIth 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Do you have any black in you? no Want some?

BloodmetalX 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You'll do

Gary3222 07/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I have a pick up line but it is sorta a poem Roses Are Red, Lemons Are Sour, Open Ur Legs And Give Me A Hour