Why water sucks

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thread starter Mashour2 Jul 13 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Found this list on the internet, thought I should share with you guys ^^ It tastes like $%$^. It gets everything wet. It ruins things that rely on electricity. Why not just drink gatorade or something that actually tastes good. There are billions of micro-organisms that live in each drop of water. TRILLIONS EVEN. I dont know about you, but i dont want to drink that garbage. You can drown in it. Last year 2 billion Australlians died in water related accidents. Keep in mind these are Aussies, the toughest mother %^&*(%$ on earth. Besides lumberjacks. How many times have you been walking in some store, and some jackass just finished rubbing that death liquid on the floor, just so you can slip and die. Water is freaking evil. Monsters live in water. (ex. Lochness Monster) Water is greedy. It hogs 71% of the earth. Terrorists drink water. You dont want to support the terrorists, DO YOU? Water, in its solid form, can be used to stab somebody. Unless you have a snowboard, an avalanche will kill you. The only reason people drink water is because its trendy, its the cool thing to do. Water is in pee. Do you really want to drink pee? I think not. Water lets evil animals live, such as grizzly bears. Salmon live in water(filthy), and grizzly bears eat salmon, therefore, water keeps grizzly bears alive. Water is responsible for every death. Ever. Water has special chemicals in it to brainwash people into thinking water is good. Why do you think you take craps in water? I know, because it SUCKS. Why do you think cats hate water? Oh you dont know? I'll tell you why, its because they are highly evolved mammals from the future, and they travelled back in time to warn us about water, however they dont know how to speak, because they are only cats. So they do the best they can by running away from it. Could you people be any more naive? These cats are warning us, but you continue to drink water. I hope you have fun in hell for the rest of forever. Water is the leading cause of floods. Waters boiling point is exactly 100 degrees celcius, and its freezing point is exactly 0 degrees celcius. A mere coincidence? I think not. Water obviously has a mind of its own if it is going to pick values so exact. Water helps get rid of the innocent bacteria that live places. What did they do? They dont deserve death for simply living. Water is evil. Ocean water is slowly creeping up on land. Every thousand years, the ocean rises an average of 3 feet. that maybe not seem like much, but after 8 billion years, thats 1 million feet! Thats pretty damn scary if you ask me. Forest fires, which are naturally occuring, are put out by water. WATER GOES AGAINST NATURE! Yet you people continue to consume this evil evil "beverage." Water is bad. Water causes iron to rust. Monsoons, tsunamis, hurricanes, serial killers, all are caused by, yep, you guessed it. Water. This one time, a puppy drowned in water. How the hell can you possibly support something that kills puppies? Hippos live in water.

jointed 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lol. i don't like water but these are silly, at least they make me laugh :3

Doomsday777 Jul 13 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I doubt ANYTHING else is better.

mapleSoul 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What the...

gameplayer95 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

http://www.angelfire.com/apes/watersucks/

walter14232 Jul 13 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Water doesn't have taste. Well, anything that is liquid would get you wet. Thats why you dont put liquids on electricity. Gatorade is mostly water. Drink purified then. If the Aussies were so tough, they should learn how to swim. Where shoes with non-slip grip. They aren't monsters, They're undiscovered species. Well without it you will die. Everyone drinks water dumbass. It can be used, but it is never. Why are you in an area that can possibly have an avalanche? No, people drink water to prevent death. I don't drink pee, i drink purified water. We need grizzly bear in a food web, or it will disrupt it and cause other animals to either die, or overpopulate and cause another specie to die cause of their overpopulation. It's also resonsible for allowing you to make this. I want to see you not drink water for a month, including drinks that doesn't conatain water. Water is used in toilets for the transportation of the feces. Thats why cats lick themselves with their saliva that contains water. Again is also the leading cause of your life. I thought you said bacteria was evil. You wouldn't be alive though. Well without trees and forest, you will be die. Dogs naturally know how to swim. Dolphins are mammals they need oxygen to breathe. Anything really hot will burn you. Every single hero has drank water. Wine contains water. Yea but without water you die.

Mashour2 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

PureLabel said: "This is what happens when men dont get their daily sex" This guy is win.

MizzxSxB 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I LOVE water. It helps me survive. Yup.

4znxmage 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Water is pee? o_o"

fanboy 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lol i learned a lot from this

Vanish 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The human body is also 65% water, gg.

kcwt 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote=Mashour2] Why do you think cats hate water? Oh you dont know? I'll tell you why, its because they are highly evolved mammals from the future, and they travelled back in time to warn us about water, however they dont know how to speak, because they are only cats. So they do the best they can by running away from it. Could you people be any more naive? These cats are warning us, but you continue to drink water. I hope you have fun in hell for the rest of forever. "Good bye and thanks for all the fish" lol that was the first thing that came into my head

xNHYCx 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Some fascts are true, but then most are just stupid nonsense. ._. I love water. SO NERR! O:

outspoken420 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I liked this. I laughed.

wasdf Jul 13 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

That's because Fire is the best element. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw2Ye46CvOM