My poop is too large for the toilet to swallow.

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thread starter Aroe Jul 13 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yes. My poop comes out and it is just 1 really large and long piece. It does not break into little or smaller pieces, it is just 1 great big poop and then I am done, for the most part. I flush immediately after it is released from my butt (but) it still clogs up the toilet. Even without toilet paper, it clogs up. This happens every single time I go poop. My mom is getting pretty angry with me, because I clog it up each and every time. Please help me Basil, what can I do?

PaperAss 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

my ex boyfriend had the same problem, he just poked the poop with something to break it in parts or so

gameplayer95 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Eat less healthy? You have healthy poops.

Jelvis 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

stop munching? i dunno

MysticalMage 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Karate chop it into 2.

NlessCarnage 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Eat more fibres.

Samomo 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You take your finger and break it up you sissy!

Darwin 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

that's great... we don't need to know this.

jkas 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

you poke it.

Nats2412 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

MysticalMage said: "Karate chop it into 2." This

omgitxne0 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

eat some of it

Aroe 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Darwin said: "that's great... we don't need to know this." Sorry, I was just trying to find some help for my predicament.

Hurricane Jul 13 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You have to poop more often, or stop eating so much junk food. its bigger when theres too many junk and you're not taking enough dumps. if it still doesn't work, whack at it with something wooden until it mushes into little pieces so you can flush it. (try not to imagine this or look at it).

KazeKishi 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

eat apples more

xFluffymanx 07/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well, i would say u let it harden, then u break it into pieces. Better than it being mushy then u break it. It will be all gooey and stuffs. also when u flush it if it's gooey.... it splats everywhere.................................. =]