thread starter DAPPERSNAKE Jul 12 2009
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| Dear lnDeEnd, thanks for a laugh before I go to sleep, while I drink my tea. So, this guy comes up to me in the FM and requests a trade. He starts "hey man guess who" then says "it's a friend you trust" (dead serious, I couldn't make this up)... Obviously I know the scam so I just say "no man... wait Teddy? is that you? (let's have a little fun). I ask him hows it going, what he's up to, blah blah chit chat. He cuts to the chase, needs to "borrow my account" to help his cousin. I make up some bogus info and give it to him, he asks me to log off. I say sure, but tell him since he's interrupting what I'm doing could he give me 1mil so I can buy a shoe jump, he gives it up (low enough so its not like I stoop to his level, but enough to embarrass him). He tells me to log off for 10 mins so he can "check something" on my account. I say no problem and log out for 1 minute and log back in and get back to what I was doing before (bargain hunting in FM). 10 minutes later he comes back and talks to me again (that's where the two SS come into play). I could only set those two up because I can't SS on my laptop, so instead I printscreen then paste into MS Paint. After the second SS I say "Teddy whats your last name?" and he immediately closes chat. Good times. Just so everyone is clear, Teddy doesn't exist. I don't know anyones real life name in MS. Oldest scam in the book. I shall be giving away the mil to the peoples in the streets. Consider it retribution payments for d0uchebaggery. 1 2 |