Why Corsairs own your class.

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thread starter starwolf Jul 10 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You clicked my topic, this means you will now be sucked into the awesomeness of Corsairs because we are obviously the best. And of course i wouldn't make such a statement without proof to back it up, so here we go. 1. Our damage owns every other class in the game, this means all other classes are 100% useless. Suck it Bowmasters. 2. We attack hard and fast with Cannon, no class can match our damage no matter what they do. Even when our Battleship goes down (even though that never happends or the Corsair is a noob) we have Rapid Fire. That backup skill hits 8.33 times per second and still owns all other classes. Not even counting Bullseye! 3. We use guns, real weapons. Unlike those dumb bows that shoot flimsy arrows or warriors with dumb plastic lord of the rings swords, we can kill monsters. 4. I did enough to prove us Corsairs are the strongest in the game already so there is no need to back it up with numbers. You know we own other classes. 5. Torpedo mobs 6 monsters for 780%. Incase you skipped school for maple story, that's 4685% damage total! 6. We have a mount as a skill, this means we are better then you. 7. We deal the most damage, period. This is why we own all other classes because we can KS the hell out of them. 8. Not only are we the best solo but we are also the best in partys. You know we are the best so i won't put any facts about that here. 9. ISlapWhale got to level 200 faster then any other sucky classes. He's not a Buccaneer because Buccaneers aren't as good as us, so he must be a Corsair! We rule, you suck. All you can do now is quit your Night Lord, Bowmaster or Magician. Or as i call them, failures. ATTENTION! I now have damage charts to prove my point even more! Behold! What do you say? More pointless numbers to backup my claims? Well here you go! It shows brosseau's Corsair doing 99k damage on zakum. You other class punks can't do that huh? Thanks to brosseau for the screenshot.

starwolf 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Efemera said: "I can't believe you guys are actually feeding the tr... Oh wait I forgot this was Basil. Anyways you guys are hilarious. Keep hating on Corsairs please." Well maple is glitching up for me. I'm at 95% for 3 weeks now, i gotta do something... Besides i'm laughing my butt off in real life. Who would have thought the internet could be this much fun?

Luminez 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

the irony is i think we suck >_> we are the only class without a party buff we dont even have a critical hit IF U ACTUALLY HAVE THE PATIENCE to deal with the sucky damage a from lvl 10-120 be my guest we have like a bunch of skills that are just a waste of space we suck in parties.. i really dont see how corsairs are the best we are like the worst...

dafish123 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I seriously loled at the responses. They actually think you're being serious xD

Efemera 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

starwolf said: " Well maple is glitching up for me. I'm at 95% for 3 weeks now, i gotta do something... Besides i'm laughing my butt off in real life. Who would have thought the internet could be this much fun?" You should try harder targets. Basil is too easy. Even if you riddle your post with sarcasm you get a big wall of text from someone who thinks you're serious threatening to find you in real life and kill your first born child.

nooob 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Efemera said: " You should try harder targets. Basil is too easy. Even if you riddle your post with sarcasm you get a big wall of text from someone who thinks you're serious threatening to find you in real life and kill your first born child." wow thats creepy someone like that would probably have massive brain damage to be unable to detect sarcasm

ball908765 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Umm...Pierce>torpedo.. 2700%+ on the last monster, not counting the previous five monster's %'s...

Ansobe 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

starwolf 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Efemera said: " You should try harder targets. Basil is too easy. Even if you riddle your post with sarcasm you get a big wall of text from someone who thinks you're serious threatening to find you in real life and kill your first born child." Hmm, should i add more sarcasm next time? If people still don't get it with my uber awesome damage chart then i don't know. And nah, basil is the only forum i would try something like this on. I simply don't like sleepy, neoseeker and the-one-we-can't-mention have earned my respect.

linkoninja 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

pooooooooooooop said: "Congratulations no one cares" Lol good one. What is it with everyone posting threads trying to make their class seem better. I used to be like that, but honestly people play your character and don't worry about others.

Efemera 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ball908765 said: "Umm...Pierce>torpedo.. 2700%+ on the last monster, not counting the previous five monster's %'s..." *facepalm* I rest my case.

masamunee 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

starwolf said: " Hmm, should i add more sarcasm next time? If people still don't get it with my uber awesome damage chart then i don't know. And nah, basil is the only forum i would try something like this on. I simply don't like sleepy, neoseeker and the-one-we-can't-mention have earned my respect." Hm... just noticed it but all the thread starters for these threads came from Revival. Just wondering.

xiaoyulu 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

corsairs pwn ALL eh? heres some vids u should watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8sWGoW_t4Y&feature=related (skip to the part where they solo manon / griffy, even in a party, they solo slower than bms because they keep getting hit/stunned. bet the bm there'd solo faster than the party lolol) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX_fpVoePCw go do that pls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th5TEN6onkQ check out that speed xD! cannons 1hko cant match that sry i didn't link em, just copy / paste em onto youtube o and... sry for all 3 of em being bm vids >.> as a bm, i watched em for modivation

bluephoinex1 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

starwolf said: " Hmm, should i add more sarcasm next time? If people still don't get it with my uber awesome damage chart then i don't know." lol

pLOn 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This guy speaks the truth! /m/

starwolf 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

masamunee said: " Hm... just noticed it but all the thread starters for these threads came from Revival. Just wondering." No, i don't share a guild with those sucky Bowmasters, Dark Knights or Paladins. They aren't good enough for my Corsair.