i can hear my parents

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thread starter sunkistsoda Jul 10 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

having sex its kinda creepy

Alrika 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

skalz said: "Maybe they're just playing really intense Chess... Because those matches can get really intense." Chisel said: " OH GOD. OOH, OH GOD. KNIGHT TO E-4! AHHHHH! Oh man... *pants* I don't think I can make another move for hours." I am disturbed at how turned on I am by this.

LulzWut 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Walk to the room and yell mom dad I need to ask you something. When you finally reach the bed please proceed to ask, "What are you guys doing?", then patiently wait for an answer.

skalz 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

sunkistsoda said: " does the bed shake while playing?" Of course! @Chisel PSH WHAT A WUSSY MOVE! No wonder they can't play any longer.

Stencil 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Film it, then they'll do whatever you want them to do so that you don't share it to the public. They will buy you stuff! You will control them!

supnip 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i actually walked in on mine , but they under sheets phew

Chisel 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

skalz said: " Of course! @Chisel PSH WHAT A WUSSY MOVE! No wonder they can't play any longer." Hey, if she takes it with her Rook, I can sneak my Bishop over for a checkmate!

skalz 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Chisel said: " Hey, if she takes it with her Rook, I can sneak my Bishop over for a checkmate!" Not enough strategic foreplay.

Chisel 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

skalz said: " Not enough strategic foreplay." Yeah, maybe I should push a Pawn deep into her territory.

iYukare 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is the HOTTEST troll ever. <3 :D

skalz 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Chisel said: " Yeah, maybe I should push a Pawn deep into her territory." Make sure that there's so much going on that she doesn't know where everything is coming from.

Alrika 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Posting again in an epic thread.

Chisel 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

skalz said: " Make sure that there's so much going on that she doesn't know where everything is coming from." All she's got left are pawns, a bishop, and her King.

skalz 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Chisel said: " All she's got left are pawns, a bishop, and her King." Put your pawns in and out. Out with her pawns of course. Get her on her knees, begging.

Chisel 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

skalz said: " Put your pawns in and out. Out with her pawns of course. Get her on her knees, begging." I think she wants me to finish the match so we can get on with the REAL game.

skalz 07/10/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Chisel said: " I think she wants me to finish the match so we can get on with the REAL game." Take your time.