Another one bites the rainbow?
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thread starter HolyMythos Jul 09 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
HolyMythosI did it again *cracks neck* So I was at work with a friend. This cute guy walks in and starts talking to this girl I work with. He leaves and I ask her if he's gay, she says no, he dated her. In disbelief via my gaydar, I asked for his number and started texting him, asking if he was gay. He said no. Somehow we began texting each other every day, which is kinda weird, considering if I was a straight guy and a gay guy who was obviously into me started talking to me I'd not talk back. So tonight he texts me saying he's out with a friend. We start talking and we get on the subject of dating. We were talking about his last girlfriend and how he'd get over losing her. This is how our texts go: Me: Besides you can go gay and date me! loljk Him: Wow lmao, maybe after the all guys camp im going to for a month. Lol jk (He works at a summer camp) Me: Haha. You should think about it ;) Him: Idk Me: You should just try it and see. If you dont like it, go back and act like it never happened, Then you'll live your life without doubts. Him: Lol u really want me dont you? Me: I think you're cute and nice, from what I've seen from talking to you. I think I could make it work if you tried, but I cant do anything without you wanting to. Me: Not to scare you off lol. Im fine just being your texting friend. Him: Yea we can chill sometime Me: Is that like date chill or friend chill? Lol either way, someday we will. Minus the fact you leave in three days (he leaves in three days for camp). Him: Yea idk id have 2 think about that Me: Alright. But either way, whenever you want to hang out just text me. Him: Yea definatly like to chill Me: =D Good Now, to the uneducated straight man, if you tell a gay man that you'd have to think about going gay just to try it out, it's a total ploy for gay men to release your inner gayness. In my case, it is working. This will make the number of men I've turned gay three... or four. I can't really remember *accomplished*
evilemo2 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
i think i just turned gay
angramainyu 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
proknifer said: "maybe he's just not homophobic or something" Unprejudiced enough to totally submit himself to a gay man who seems to be rather sexually aggressive? Sounds like a nice guy.
yanno 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
MuffinSoup said: "we've lost another one." I laughed out loud. And also, Gaydar's rock.
proknifer 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
angramainyu said: " Unprejudiced enough to totally submit himself to a gay man who seems to be rather sexually aggressive? Sounds like a nice guy." meh, seems more like he's either confused or bisexual I guess, either that or he's extremely comfortable around gays, or he thinks mythos is just playing with him
HolyMythos 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
HolyMythosproknifer said: " meh, seems more like he's either confused or bisexual I guess, either that or he's extremely comfortable around gays, or he thinks mythos is just playing with him" He knows I'm not playing. Do you think this man plays? I know I don't. Confused or bisexual is just something people use as a crutch to coming out. Well confused is. Either way, I'm going to be owning that if my cards continue to play right.
MultipleAct2324 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
MuffinSoup said: "we've lost another one." QFT
proknifer 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
HolyMythos said: " He knows I'm not playing. Do you think this man plays? I know I don't. Confused or bisexual is just something people use as a crutch to coming out. Well confused is. Either way, I'm going to be owning that if my cards continue to play right." dear god your determined
kangkong003 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
HolyMythos said: " He knows I'm not playing. Do you think this man plays? I know I don't. Confused or bisexual is just something people use as a crutch to coming out. Well confused is. Either way, I'm going to be owning that if my cards continue to play right." Hope you get him. It sure seems like it'll happen.
yanno 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
HolyMythos said: " He knows I'm not playing. Do you think this man plays? I know I don't. Confused or bisexual is just something people use as a crutch to coming out. Well confused is. Either way, I'm going to be owning that if my cards continue to play right." ANNOUNCEMENT! HolyMythos is a PLAYA
skalz 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Wow...I never talked about it like that to girls... It just happens :X
Laughs 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
How does gaydar work? Is it intuitive?
intluk 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
LOL gaydar XD.
HolyMythos 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
HolyMythosLaughs said: "How does gaydar work? Is it intuitive?" Ever see an extremely gay person who is shopping, wearing sandals and has a voice thats almost as high pitched as a dog whistle? You can just tell he's gay. Gaydar is just like that. The better your gaydar, the easier it is to see how gay someone is with less hints. You can look and just feel it.
skalz 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Laughs said: "How does gaydar work? Is it intuitive?" I beep loudly when I'm not to someone that's gay.
XtremeClax Jul 09 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
angramainyu said: " Unprejudiced enough to totally submit himself to a gay man who seems to be rather sexually aggressive? Sounds like a nice guy." y u call everyone useless? @HolyMitosis: Dayum, my gaydar works semiwell then. I can never guess if they're gay but I catch every tiny little hint.... It landed me my first boyfriend, but that was a fail relationship so idk :O
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