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thread starter thrash Jul 09 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

whats the craziest thing or funniest thing thats happened at your school mine was during the protests about illegal immigrants in California a whole bunch of mexican kids were running around the school shouting si se puethe (im not good typing spanish) holding mexican flags all the principals were running around trying to calm everyone down then out of no were this kid comes flying out of a crowd and hes running holding an American flag all the other kids just give him a death stare and chase him down the football field it was funny as hell!

xorrox2 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A teacher walked around for the entire class period (55 minutes) with toilet paper sticking out of the back of his pants. No one told him till class was over.

Barney 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I heard in my school that a Spanish teacher came into class like 30 mins late. My friends said her breath smelled like cigars. x.x

badballer7 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Somebody pissed in a can of monster and was just about to give it to a friend as a prank (evil!). Just as he was about to hand another person stuck his hand out in between them and took it. He said,"thanks I'm thirsty" and drank it immediately. pwned

Barney 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

badballer7 said: "Somebody pissed in a can of monster and was just about to give it to a friend as a prank (evil!). Just as he was about to hand another person stuck his hand out in between them and took it. He said,"thanks I'm thirsty" and drank it immediately. pwned" You should have asked him if it tasted like lemonade :F

bloodsheadx 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

We had a "Juicing War" all the way back in middle school. Basically all the guy in the hallways had a war, by punching each other in the crotch. Deans, teachers, were trying to stop it. Me? i avoided everyone that day

Deamon827 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My friends dressed up as an ape and the other one a banana.... they ran around the school NO THIS WAS NOT HALLOWEEN!

Squidliciouz 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

There was a bomb threat at our school. Had to stay outside the school for over an hour. Then they told us we had to go home till the school was open again to get our stuff. So like 11am to 3:40pm our stuff was stuck in the school...

RaveWithMe 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

When I spelled stories right! Everything went kaboom.

Nuwen 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This guy thought it would be hilarious to be a "naked guy" for Halloween. He ended up getting chased by security/administrators all over the school. It wasn't a pretty sight. He should have shaved.

XXKKJXX 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

uh my hs l is boring maybe the senor prank where they threw some chickens into the college elvevator ><

lawlerskates 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Poop in the urinal.

anselm 07/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hum,just off the top of my head... Me and this other guy felt a little delirious, so he took a rolling pin and I took these ridiculously unripe peaches and we started batting them around class. I threw a fish (sole I think) at a girl once. Just today this guy in my class snuck in some vodka, so we made screwdrivers. We did have a party once, at my teacher's place. We all got pretty drunk, these two girls started making out, My teacher gave me a pseudo-lapdance, I wore her blouse/lingerie thing for like 5 minutes. I also started puking in her bathroom sink, but whatever. I ended up hitchiking back home that night, and the couple that picked me up were nice enough to let me smoke the fattest doob I'd ever seen in my life with them.