Women's guide to

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thread starter UsefuLIdiot Jul 08 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

... a good and healthy sex life. 1) Seldom refuse, and always be ready. Male hormones are hard to predict. 2) Do it even if you're not in the mood. If you refuse, your mate might refuse when YOU're in the mood (very unlikely though). 3) Make sounds, and moan to spice things up. 4) Act kinky. - Put the condom on with your mouth. - Crawl when approaching your mate. - Wash yourself beforehand! - Fling your undergarments at your mate. - Tease him. 5) Never fart while doing it. EVER! 6) Never say an ex's name by accident while yelling out your current mate's name. 7) Do half the work sometimes. A man can only thrust for so long. 8) Bathe together before doing it. Turns you one. Better yet, do it while bathing (just kidding). 9) Candles are always a plus. 10) Never eat before oral. 11) Poop before you know what. (if he wants to try it, or if you want to) 12) Try different positions. 13) Never BITE! 14)? 15) Profit.

ixaxtav 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Im so sending this to all the girls in my MSN list.

pavchka 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ohhhh. It's the women's guide to a healthy male's sex life.

codyleeng 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

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ThatNicePerson 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

bromguardian 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ixaxtav said: "Im so sending this to all the girls in my MSN list." Win.

GarretC 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

No, this is Basilmarket.

ZekeMVP 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is a very informative post. I think all the girls on basil even though most of them are jailbait would happily oblige.

Near 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Fantastic guide, love number 5

BarackOgaga 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Women's guide to... a good and healthy life 1) never leave the kitchen 2) ? 3) profit!

alipaba Jul 08 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Pshh i would agree with most of it but the condom in the mouth thing that ain't healthy :]

ScaniaSin 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

11) Poop before you know what. (if he wants to try it, or if you want to) Reminds me of Not Another Teen Movie... LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOROFLSDLFS

UsefuLIdiot 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ThatNicePerson said: "Cool story brah picture thingy" That would work, if this was a story.

Doomsday777 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

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Sushiboy 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

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