The funniest basiler!

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thread starter Gtue Jul 08 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Write a joke. And other ppl rate the poster aboves joke. Here's mine. There was once a pregnant woman. She was carrying twins. She got shot and got rushed to the hospital. The doctor said the kids would be fine and that they will release the bullets later on. Well the lady had her babies. One was a guy the other was a girl. A few years passed and they were teens. One day daughter came rushing up to her mom and told her she had just pissed a bullet. So the mom told her the story. A Lil soon after, the boy came in yelling "mom! Mom! Mom!" and she said "lemmme guess u peed out a bullet?" and he said "no I was jacking off and I shot the dog "

karan17 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

He won it, but lost it ._.

PureTheory 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol @ TS, the poor puppy.

polypoly 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Chuck Norris.

MatTruck 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Whats the difference between a gay guy and an oven? the oven doesnt fart when you pull the meat out.

lexyy 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Fade2BlacK said: "Sarah Palin '12" i don't get it

Mattywatty 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I was gonna say women's rights.. but the genre has already been done

d4rkxsh1n0b1 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Whos sarah palin?

Fade2BlacK 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

d4rkxsh1n0b1 said: "Whos sarah palin?" If you're in Russia, you can see her from there.

prabh28 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What's a sarah Palin?

Th3lite 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

sarah palin killing two birds with one stone

cantouchme12 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

When I grow up I want to be like Tom Cruise.

duzzt 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Fade2BlacK said: " If you're in Russia, you can see her from there." STOP KILLING IT!

Fade2BlacK 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

duzzt said: " STOP KILLING IT!" I want to kill it.

Gtue 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol what's a Sarah palin? It's a person. They make fun of her so much. Especially snl. U shud watch it on YouTube. It's hilarious! Haha womens rights is kinds funny. 7/10

ShintaRx 07/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Fade2BlacK said: " If you're in Russia, you can see her from there." Don't forget the country of Australia or the president of France.