thread starter IImaplers Jul 07 2009
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 | Year in review: 2011 After Kim Jong Il (or a living clone), takes over Nexon in the year 2011, all players get stripped of their items and MS becomes a highly-functioning Communist society. Nexon's CEO -insert Asian dude's name here- put up a good fight, but Kim Jong Il had betta equips. After Kim Jong Il's takeover, players resorted to begging and haggling for mesos which the government protects in its massive storage vaults. Kim Jong Il, not amused, laughs and calls them "noobs", and orders 47% of their fingers removed as per national law. Year in review: 2012 late 2012: A giant meteor takes out most of Canada, while the US, due to its awesomeness, remained untouched. Grasping for power, the Disney corporation takes hold of the barren land and deems it "DisneyLand". Jong Il feeling threatened, orders nuclear rockets be fired at "DisneyLand". "DisneyLand" dodges and repels the attack back to North Korea, destroying 2% of it. Kim Jong Il, humiliated, proposes a treaty to "DisneyLand" where both of them have an equal share of Nexon. "DisneyLand" agrees to the treaty but is "not loving the anti-capitalism". Year in review: 2013 As a "peace offering" to Kim Jong Il and his minions, the Disney Corporation sends (via magical powers) a replica "Roly-Poly Olie" (famous old-school disney kids show or w/e) the size of a 4 story building. A happy K Jong Il is amused by Disney's gesture and goes to sleep high on sugar and Cialis. It would then be revealed that the 4-story Roly-Poly Olie doll had 2 million US and "DisneyLand" troops hidden in it, armed with grenades, AK-47s, tanks, nerf guns (o.O), and spy-infiltrated Pizza Huts. Year in review: 2014 Wiping out almost all life in North Korea (except 1st borns), Disney came out the victors and now seemingly had sole possession of the Nexon Corporation. However, having mystical powers, Kim Jong Il sensed the attack minutes before it happened and decided that the only right thing to do is travel back in time to next week so he could murder Rv. Michael Eisner, Disney's (and NAMBLA's) head chief of stuff and 2nd in command. Year in review: 2015 On a cold Sunday night, Michael Eisner sits and watches his fav show "Robots Dancing with the Stars" on ABC�, and senses imminent danger lurking. KJI (Kim Jong Il) teleports directly behind him and tries to thrust a sword at him overhead but Michael Eisner dodges him with a PC that goes on youtubes and shows a rickroll. KJI, in total surprise and shock, explodes. Disney is once again victorious! Year in review: 2017 Having total power over Nexon, Disney now makes MapleStory even more mindnumbing with their input of Disney Star NPCs. Players can now only obtain Nx Cash with the purchase of Hannah Montana merchandise, and Horntail turns into Elmo. Upon death, all monsters now blurt out random lame-ass disney catch-phrases like "yay-me". Year in review: 2018 As mentioned before, Michael Eisner was second-in-command at Disney Corp. The 1st in command was revealed to be Oprah a |