So I wrote some jokes.

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thread starter varun619 Jul 04 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

1.India is the only country where the expression "holy cow" actually means something. 2.Chicken soup for the soul is an inspirational book series, but I always feel they alienate an entire demographic of people. Vegetarians. 3.If sports equipment ever got into a fight to see which one is better, the conversation would go something like this. Tennis raquet: I'm better than all of you because I'm made out of graphite and tennis is a powerful game. Baseball bat: Aluminium, bro. Only real men play with me. Golf club: Yeah, well OLD PEOPLE LOVE ME. Everyone else: No dude, just no. 4. I found out what "lil" represents in modern hip hop artists' names. Talent. ------------------------------ Can you tell me if they are funny. Some might be funnier if told, but imagine I'm using a dead pan voice. Thanks

ilikefood 07/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Not really funny >.>

FidoPlan 07/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Number one is funny.

enteiknight1 07/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

u r de funniest

varun619 07/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ilikefood said: "Not really funny >.>" Meh, ok. Even though they're meant to be told.

konfooshus 07/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

indian jokes from the indian. Tsk tsk tsk. heres an asian joke. konfooshus say: "If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented."

walter14232 Jul 04 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Don't quit your day job.

fireboy2326 Jul 04 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i loled so @!$@#!% hard at all your jokes you should be a comedian man ur so funny ! on a serious note, change the last one and u'll be good

PanguLand 07/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

walter14232 said: "Don't quit your day job." I laughed at this, and not at your jokes. Listen to him!

varun619 07/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

walter14232 said: "Don't quit your day job." I don't have one.

Thiefer212 07/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

eh its ok...

walter14232 07/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

varun619 said: " I don't have one." STOP LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS AND MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOURSELF.

WonderStrucK 07/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Keep trying ^^ I smiled.

Masahige 07/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

konfooshus said: "indian jokes from the indian. Tsk tsk tsk. heres an asian joke. konfooshus say: "If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented."" I lol'd

varun619 07/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

walter14232 said: " STOP LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS AND MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOURSELF." Fix your caps key, then we'll talk about child labour.