thread starter Woodstock Jul 03 2009
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| I am working on a Q & A thread that pulls some of the most asked questions together. Please, feel free to ask me any questions pertaining to : MapleStory, general PC, general Mac, and everything over the rainbow. Thank you for your cooperation. Q: What is the meaning of maplestory? A: To mess up children's lives Q: What is the meaning of life? A: 42. Q: Is your avatar supposed to bea guy or a girl? A: You are stupid. It only has MALE clothing. Q: Why won't my cabbage speak Spanish? A: They don't speak Spanish in all parts of Western Europe. Q: If you have a shirt that says"MudKips" what job would i be in Maple? A: Town fool. Q: How come they always knock instead of ringing the doorbell? A: Knocking is much more polite. Q: if it takes two frogs to change a lightbulb, how many pancakes does it take to reach the moon? A: Irrelevent Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side. Q: If my feet smell, why dont they have a nose? A: As useless as an asshole on elbows. Q: why is basil ret@rded A: Most of Basil is immature. Q: How'd the Chicken die D:? A: It blead to death while giving birth. Q: Is it worth it to get Broken Glasses? A: If you have the time, and money to scroll it, than yes. Q: Which comes first : the egg, or the chicken? A: The chicken. Q: What should a guy with 3-8mill merchant? A: Depends on what you have, and your resources. Q: Are kevvl and kazoothebat related? A: Perhaps. Q: Why are you doing this, why do you care... etc A: Why do YOU care? Q: Why aren't you answering any questions? A: I just got home. Q: how do you sell a heart staff? A: FM / Smega Q: If i stab myself with knife in the heart 3 times, will i die? A: If it is done quickly, and severly. Your heart can seal small wounds in a matter of seconds. Q: whats koc? O.o A: Knights of Cygnus. Q: 1. Why is your name Woodstock? 2. Where do babies come from? 3. Why am I asking these questions? 4. Should I continue? 5. What's the answer to question one? 6. How about two? and three? A: 1. Because I like the combination of words. 2. Your mother. 3. Because you are a human being. 4. Maybe so. 5. Answer one. 6. Answer two and three. Q: How come people get so hyped up during x2 exp events? A: Two times the EXP. Easier training. Q: Why is the sky blue? A: Rayleigh scattering. Q: can aran's use other warrior weps? A: Polearms. Q: If i had cyber sex with a girl in maplestory, could she get pregnant? A: One word: cyberbabies. Q: What thing in your pants? A: He dosen't have a thing in his pants. It's all his imagination. Q: Can you report NoOneCares1 for scamming me and his partner AyuhaToru? A: That's your personal affair. Q: How can you run two maplestorys on 1 computer? A: During version 69 - 71 it was possible with a program called CrazyMulti. It wasn't until 72 it was patched by only allowing one outbound connection. Q: Should I buy a Zhelm? And for how much? A: I bought mine for 20mil. But, I'm in Broa. Q: Do you liek mudkipz? A: I got over Pokemon years ago. Q: What |