So, I'm home alone

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thread starter StupidLogic Jul 03 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

and I need to go to the bathroom, but I'm totally out of toilet paper. What should I do as step 2? Step 1. Ask Basilmarket about what to do. Step 2. Is taking crap while waiting for Basilmarket's answer, has laptop. Step 3.

rhythm Jul 03 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Step 3. Refresh the page to see if you've gotten any good answers. Step 4. See that you don't, now sulk because no one is helpin' you. Step 5. Push out that hard poo. Step 6. Inhale, exhale. Step 7. Repeat Steps 5 and 6. Step 8. Repeat Step 3. Step 9. Realize no one will help, and wipe your butt with a towel. Step 10. Go back to posting on Basilmarket.

cych1020 07/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

It's awkwardly funny knocking on your neighbor's door and asking if you can have a roll of toilet paper.