Funniest Failed Scam Stories

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thread starter Ozzy17 Jul 02 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ok well guys you can post your funniest failed scam stories here I totally peed my pants today when this happened to me I'm in Mardia Fm spamming "B> Cilbis 65m, Balanced Furies 45m" THis guy name MaroonBullet trades me <Accepts Trade> Me: Hi Him: Hi, i have balance furies in storage Me: ok go get them and i will buy for 45m Him: if you give me half i will go get them then you give me other half when i trade you them Me: lol how about you just go get them and I pay you all of it then Him: Cuz thats not how i work Him: I do this all the time Him: i dont scam, i do this with lvl 100's all the time Me: lol this is the lamest scam ever Him: Tell you what, ill give you cilbis and balnced furies if you trade me half now Me: lol tell you what, since you seem like a nice guy i will make a deal with you Him: ? Me: i will give you 700mil if you just show me the stars, you dont even need to give me them, just show me Me <puts up 700m in trade> Him: if you trade me that, i will give you 3 sets of ilbis, cilbis, and balance furies Me: well all you have to do is show me them and i will give to you for free Him: cmon just give me it and i will give you the stars Me: why cant you just show me Him: cuz i will have to go really far to get them Him: seriously Me: i thought they were in storage Him: they are but im not near one Me: there is one in fm O.o Him: brb i need to eat something Me <runs to basil> hehe whats your story

ix3Nessa 07/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOL! Mine is similar to yours. So I was smegaing B> Abyss & Inferno Dragon Chair. This guy whisps me and says hey, I will sell it to you for 800m. Me : Sure (Cuhs it seemed like a good price to buy it for) Him : Okay, you give me the 800m now and I will give you the dragon chair once I gach it Me : How are you so sure you are going to get it? Him : because I am jesus and I have 6000 tickets Me : You might not get it... jesus. Him : I will smite you. Me : How about this, i will give you 9BIL if you gach all your tickets now at NLC and try to get it. Him : okay -gaches 1 tick- Me : Did you get it? Him : what I GOT FORK ON A STICK NEXON SCAM ME! Me : Lol.. you didn't get it, jesus. Him : How about this, you give me the 9BIL and I will get you the chair in 1 hour Me : How about you show me the chair, make the trade now or else I will send this SS to nexon Him : NONONONOO here I give you this scroll! -cape for mag def 10%- It's not that funny, but that's what happened o-o.

PrePreparation 07/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

shadowkilzz said: "dunno if this counts BUT........... "buy steely 88m" hehe " that happened to me except i traded. =[

Ozzy17 07/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

xNova said: "Me:S>Grey work glove 10 dex, 17 acc Nub: fawking asian Me:Im russian " i lol'ed

DoubleMint 07/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I saw one of those "Buying steelies 11m. Buying ilbis 22m" people and I immediately knew they were a scammer. I just happened to have a set of steelies so I decided to mess with him. I put up my steelies and he puts 11m accepts and cancels really fast. The next trade he says trade faster so I put my steelies, and again he puts 11m accepts and cancels. The third trade I put up my diamond dagger. He puts up 1,111,111 and accepts. I tell him he's short about 10m. He's like, "Oh sorry retrade" The last trade, I put up my diamond dagger and he puts 11,111,111 and accepts. I just happened to accept at the same time. Just as I think I had scammed the scammer, a message pops out. "The trade was unsuccessful." He retrades me and we're both laughing at out inability to scam. He's like, "I like you." Here take this. He puts up 1,111,111 and accepts without canceling. Of course I happily took the mesos and I still have my steelies to this day.

Zielo 07/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

HAH I love these scam stories. (posts first one in my guild forums) I have one. -smega- B> Skunk Pet Code 16m!@@ =D I think you can see where it went from there. ... ... -coughthatwasmecough-

Green4EVER 07/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

haha.. wow.. surprises me how stupid scammers are chikoki said: "lol i made a scammer feel bad :O me: B>fame20k him: ~trades ~ "money first" me: o-o...why not ~trades 20k~ him: logs off <10 seconds later> me: B>fame20k him (on dif char): "money first" me: dude i just gave you 20k on other char and you scammed me -_-" him: no this is dif person. i just log me: ~cancel trades him: trades~ "money first. i sell fame" me: ~cancel him: ~trades me: "you know ur so mean. you scammed a girl over 20k. and ur trying to do that twice. that's not nice. </3" ~cancel trade <1 min later> him: trades~ "im sorry" [puts up 20k and pressed trade] me: no its okeh keep it its only 20k. but ur so mean for scamming me him: im sorry. please take it me: no keep it and then he sat there next to me and felt bad for like 10 minutes lol" hahaha make the scammer feel guilty. gg

LoveMageLove 07/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i8aslurpee said: "LOL that is funny. Today I followed a guy saying "Follow me for free RWG" He lead about three of us into the Kerning refinery building or w/e it is. There was me on my level 24 HP warrior, a 6x sin, and a 1x magician. Him: okay sin first Me: But I was here first D; Him: well sin is hiest lvl Me: Fine Sin: Why is there someone hiding behind that wall? Him: i dun know Sin: o.O Him: okay stand beside that wall and drop your best stuff Sin: So the guy who's hiding there can get it Him: wut guy Guy behind wall: wat guy? Magician: gimme my stuff back you 2 Me: LOL Sin: Yeah... Him: Go on." Lol. The guy behind the wall is an idiot.

xNova 07/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ozzy17 said: " i lol'ed" o-o what's so funny? :X I am russian.

nimadeb 07/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

chikoki said: "lol i made a scammer feel bad :O me: B>fame20k him: ~trades ~ "money first" me: o-o...why not ~trades 20k~ him: logs off <10 seconds later> me: B>fame20k him (on dif char): "money first" me: dude i just gave you 20k on other char and you scammed me -_-" him: no this is dif person. i just log me: ~cancel trades him: trades~ "money first. i sell fame" me: ~cancel him: ~trades me: "you know ur so mean. you scammed a girl over 20k. and ur trying to do that twice. that's not nice. </3" ~cancel trade <1 min later> him: trades~ "im sorry" [puts up 20k and pressed trade] me: no its okeh keep it its only 20k. but ur so mean for scamming me him: im sorry. please take it me: no keep it and then he sat there next to me and felt bad for like 10 minutes lol" i bet if you were a guy, he would've just walked away...

Creep 07/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Not my story, but my friend was selling NX, and he was selling to a very well known scammer, but the scammer paid him the money all the time. Except one day he decided to scam my friend, lol. He had his groupies that would scam with him, and I guess my friends name and the scammers friends name were next to each other on his buddy list, because the scammer whispered my friend saying I'm gonna scam the guy selling me NX. And he freaked out and deleted him, blocked whispers, etc. He eventually paid him though. And I later on married the scammer :0

Tape 07/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I scammed a scammer (: I made 11m off this guy because of illbis :D He was buying illbis for 22m and I like accepted it because my elbow just hit the "Right Button" I MADE 11M IN 2 MINUTES D:<

Broish 07/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I was once messing with this one girl who was gonna buy my claw for like, 111m or something. She then rose it to 999m Iono, we both kept trying to 1-up each other and neither of us really won, it was fun though and there were no hard feelings, cause well, neither of us lost anything lol.

farouq123 Jul 02 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

mine was i think the best "scammer" ever... He says selling zhelm for 200m so i traded him and he says 200m all 15.. i was like can i see/ "err.. sure go to cc 5" so i went there.. i waited for 5mins changed channel to cc 1 and he was there selling the zhelm i traded him and i said i will pay u 210m if you sell me now.. he goes the price is 300m..then i said WUT? u said 200m then he goes NOOB my helm is godly.. then i asked the stats? he says 30 int all 15. then i said SEE? he shows a BONE HELM WITH 5int I WAS what ARE YOU STUPID? and he says NOOB PIG duno that bone helms are the new zhelms.. i was what DUDE!

Pjamas360 Jul 02 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

OK, heres wat happened, i ran out of stars, then i went to go recharge them, i accidentaly sold them, the NPC scammed me =/ They were steelys i swear on my life xD! And after that, i never went on my sin again. Lol

singhninja2 07/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

farouq123 said: "mine was i think the best "scammer" ever... He says selling zhelm for 200m so i traded him and he says 200m all 15.. i was like can i see/ "err.. sure go to cc 5" so i went there.. i waited for 5mins changed channel to cc 1 and he was there selling the zhelm i traded him and i said i will pay u 210m if you sell me now.. he goes the price is 300m..then i said WUT? u said 200m then he goes NOOB my helm is godly.. then i asked the stats? he says 30 int all 15. then i said SEE? he shows a BONE HELM WITH 5int I WAS what ARE YOU STUPID? and he says NOOB PIG duno that bone helms are the new zhelms.. i was what DUDE!" LMAO at last sentence god these stories are jks