thread starter wintermint Jul 01 2009
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| These are certain Asian stereotypes but I'm wondering if any of these relate to any of you. Chinese #4 got me damn it! Guys you're suppose to find your ethnicity and see if the stereotypes are true -.- not just grab from a whole bunch of ethnicity! Source: link Japanese if... 1. You're obsessed with you hair, your car, and your clothes 2. You want to marry a Korean American or Chinese American woman (males); or you want to marry a white guy (females). 3. You're afraid of black people. 4. You know you are superior to all other Asians. Korean if... 1. You smoke and drink too much. 2. You're actually sorry that Margaret Cho's sitcom was canceled. 3. You're afraid of black people. 4. You know you are superior to all other Asians. Chinese if... 1. You think you're the smartest people in the world. 2. You have a pager and cellular phone with you at all times. 3. Today's steamed rice is tomorrow's fried rice. 4. You're afraid of black people. 5. You know you are superior to all other Asians. Cambodian if... 1. You own, have relative who owns, or know someone who owns a DONUT SHOP! 2. You have a life time job at a donut shop. 3. You still work at a donut shop on weekends even if you have a full time job outside. 4. You HATE Donuts! 5. You can't live without steamed rice. 6. You want other Asians to stop meddling in your country. Vietnamese if... 1. You've gotta have fish sauce with every meal. 2. You eat at a restaurant that has "Pho." 3. You have some relative who is Chinese. 4. You're afraid of black people. 5. You know you are superior to all other Asians. Filipino if... 1. You want to be a dancer, a singer, or an actor, even though you have a day job as a nurse, a security guard, or an accountant. 2. A member of your family back home is a politician or a movie star. 3. You're not afraid of black people; in fact, you wish you were black. 4. You don't care if you are superior to all other Asians or not, because being Filipino is just cool in itself. Thai if... 1. No matter what you eat, it's not greasy or spicy enough. 2. You're not afraid of black people, because in some cases you're just as dark as they are. 3. You know in your heart that you will never be superior to all other Asians, but you've learned to live with it. |