Your Fail-prized moments

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thread starter Samomo Jul 01 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I just had one. Well it's actually someone else's fail but it was really funny. A girl asked on a diet site, how much calories was in sperm since she was scared it would mess up her diet. I lol'd.

sakana 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I fell through my chair at an awards ceremony.

Phill 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i was sitting in my S.T.E.M. Lab class, and i was in the back of the room working on my robot and i had my chair on the back two wheels, and my chair just slipped from under me, and i slammed my head into the ground but it didnt hurt too bad :D

Novelist 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I seem to make an idiot of myself daily. Does that count?

Electrice 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I joined basilmarket.

IceyArcher 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

When I was little, I wore my sheet as a cape and was running through the house. Eventually, dad got mad and as I was running, he stepped on the end and I went in the air horizontally and came back down flat on my back. :| That's the only thing I can think of that failed.

matthewxx 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My first wet dream. It actually isn't that great, instead it's a bit messy.

Rahdarr 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i was doing the splits in front of my entire class and they ripped all through the middle... luckly i had undies on. UNDIES FTW.

Rallemx 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Phill said: "i was sitting in my S.T.E.M. Lab class, and i was in the back of the room working on my robot and i had my chair on the back two wheels, and my chair just slipped from under me, and i slammed my head into the ground but it didnt hurt too bad :D" I did that with a normal chair..And my face smacked one of the chairs legs, it hurt like crap and everyone looked at me and I was like WHAT. I got a huge red mark and a bruiselooking thing too D: and everyone asked me what I had done=/

thingkiller 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Saying fudge (hope you know what i mean) in the middle of class because somebody's chair squashed my foot

lilmidgitz 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i tried to punch a fly in front of me. i punched downwards. guess where i hit. thats right. my tummy

WhySoRussian 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My name is pretty short in Hebrew,so once I saw my last name was long,but I thought it was my other long name so I kept asking my mom why my other name is long.

MissRaine 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lilmidgitz said: "i tried to punch a fly in front of me. i punched downwards. guess where i hit. thats right. my tummy " Punch a fly...? lol

lilmidgitz 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

MissRaine said: " Punch a fly...? lol" i was holding something. i didn't want to put it down to slap the fly o.o or get a flyswatter or something. or kick it. or step on it. dang actually why the hell didn't i do these things.

iPokeYou 07/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

IceyArcher said: "When I was little, I wore my sheet as a cape and was running through the house. Eventually, dad got mad and as I was running, he stepped on the end and I went in the air horizontally and came back down flat on my back. :| That's the only thing I can think of that failed." Did you fall on carpet floor?