Julius Caesar: A Basil Style Production.

thread starter CrayonScribble Jul 01 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Julius Caesar: A Basil Style Production. This is a parody of Julius Caesar, but as all good parodies it is advisable to read the td;lr Note: This parody does give a general but distorted view on Shakespeare�s Julius Caesar, combined with many actual quotations from the text in italics can be to some extent a study resource. Brackets indicate an edit to the quote to change a word to a synonym or different tense to make more sense. Line numbers at the end of quotes refer to the lines in the actual text. Act 1 Scene 1 Flavius: Why are you posting in this new moderator thread? Out now! Is this a holiday?1.1.2 Murelius: Yes out, and away. No one cares that there is a new mod, wherefore rejoice 1.1.34 Act 1 Scene 2 Enter Julius Caesar the new moderator, his wife Calpurnia and close friend Antony Julius Caesar: I am mod, peace ho 1.2.2 . Calpunia: Here my lord 1.1.4 Julius Caesar: Oh, I have done the dirty deed at 14, 15 and all the way through till 16. Bragged hath I on Basil in countless threads in chat. Why has this sterile curse 1.2.9 of yours not been shaken off 1.2.9 Calpunia: Iunno. Julius Caesar: Orly? Calpunia: Yarly. Antony: That�s what she said. Enter BasilUser Mr2012 a.ka Soothsayer Mr2012: Beware the [2012] 1.2.18 You will die~! Julius Caesar: He is a [troll], let us leave him, pass.1.2.24 Exeunt all but Brutus and Cassius Cassius: The new mod is a noob, be not deceived 1.2.37 Brutus: But, I love him well. 1.2.82 Cassius: He is noob. Brutus: Oh, okay. Cassius: We must kill him for the good of Basil. Brutus: Oh, okay. Cassius: And then and era of peace will result from us killing him. Brutus: From us murdering a person, an era of peace will come? Cassius: Heck yes, when have I ever been wrong? Brutus: What about the time you told me to invest everything in Lenham broth-� Cassius: Oh pisssh. Brutus: Oh, okay. Cassius: I�m glad my my weak words have stuck but thus much show of fire from Brutus 1.2.76-78 Enter Caesar and Antony Julius Caesar: Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look, he thinks too much; such men are dangerous 1.2.194-195 Antony: Fear him not, Caesar, he�s not dangerous, he is a noble [basiler] and well given 1.2.96-97 Over BIM Cassius: So let�s get together and kill Caesar, remember he gives 9001 EXP. Casca: Fo� sho�. Act 1 Scene 3 Casca: There have been all these unnatural occurrences, there is civil strife . Firstly, I saw Kevvl make a serious post, and Mindstormer make a joke. This was followed by Nigi flaming down Shroomsly. Cicero: Yes, there is a disturbance in the force young padawan. We must assemble the council. Cinnaaaaaaa. Enter Cinna Cinna: Wut? Cicero: Let us assemble at Brutus�s house tonight, he is a trusted friend of Caesar, and through him-� Act 2 Scene 1 Enter Cassius, Cinna, Decius, Trebonius into Brutus�s yard Brutus: Well done Cassius for bringing all the boys to my yard. Cassius: No problem. Brutus: Give me your hands all over, one by one 2.1.122 Good, very good boys. Now let us kill Caesar. Cassius: And le

RJustice 07/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is amazing! :D The best part's gotta be Antony's speech in Act 2 scene 2 Here's a version I made of it, you can use it if you want Friends, basilers, maplers, come into my thread; I come to delete Caesar's account, not to give him efame. The trolling that basilers do lives after them; Nobody cares about his modding ; So let it be with Caesar. That moderator Brutus told you that Caesar was a troll: I have Kevvl's permission to make this thread-- btw, brutus is an honourable mod. Caeser was my only BIM buddy... He had slain so many obvious trolls and sent them to sleepywood for good. Does Caesar seem like a dumbtwit now? The poor dead Caesarean used extra emoticons when you were sad, dumbtwits don't know how to do that! btw, Brutus is an honourable mod. 3 times did I invite him to Mr basil's birthday party, but he refused each time. 1 sec afk, alright I'm back.