thread starter hihellohi Jun 28 2009
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| The following you have / are about to read is a complete joke. It wasn't initially intended to be taken seriously. In fact, if anything, it was an attack against the many dexless sins who were stubbornly blind to the truth - Corsairs are stronger than us. However, I thought it would be a bit of fun to play the role of a nonsensical assassin and create this. I also hoped many of you would find humour in it due to the OBVIOUSLY flawed logic. Some of you did. Others were, for unknown reasons, unable to distinguish it as a joke and thus replied in a not so subtle, hurtful tone of anger (which hurt my feelings </3). I am however sincerely sorry if you failed to notice this. However, I do believe this was the closest I could get this thread to seem like a joke without placing a big "/end joke" sign at the bottom. Thank you. YO! To all of you hating on the math. I have a present for ya'll! Yo I just made a thread on basil then BOOM everyone is on attack mode They all like "Yo nerd, yo geek, your math ain't got no backbone" But my math ain't sloppy - like their several fat rolls I'm simply reinforcing the truth, son, dexless owns! They then diss Instyn, mathematical genius Unaware that his contribution to math disproves their water-walking Jesus However, I don't mind, why should you conform? Just be aware that when I rhyme I will leave your cavities bloody and torn. HOW YOU LYK THEM ONYX APPLES? THAT"S AT LEAST 200 WEPON ATK BONUS! AT LEAST! Yo, yo, you, yo! I know we have been having it tough for such a long time boys, constantly discriminated against at times you may want to quit. The mere thought of that simply makes me sick. It ain't our fault, ya know what I mean? So, I have been skipping school for a few weeks and have finally came up with the calculations which will reveal us to be the dominant species of Maplestory. Firstly, here's a little song I wrote. You might want to sing it note by note, don't worry...be happy.. here it is. Yo, I'm a dexless sin and y'all jealous. I walk around heny, me and all my fellas Wearing the usual - sauna robes and skandas Watch out coz cuz we're gonna tear your appendages Leave you disorientated, confused and decapitated It's no wonder why on basil haters are constantly aggravated Our damage is unprecedented Like the rage replied to a "I hate asians" sentence When it comes to bossing, we're the number one priority All the DK's constantly asking "Still got Hyper Body"? They know if I die, it's the end of the road Because dexless sins are simply King of the Throne. That one was for all my boiz! Where ya'll at? Now, for the calculations you boys have so patiently been waiting for. As you are aware of, there is a new class around who are the self-proclaimed strongest bossers. When I heard this, I was like "hell naw man" so that's why I skipped school for a few weeks, to prove to my boys we still the bestest. Firstly, here are the calculations. As we know, Night Lords attack 90 times per minute and Corsairs 100 times pe |
