Someone just broke into your house!

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thread starter GatorAid Jun 24 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

CALM DOWN I'M NOT BEING SERIOUS. Lets say someone broke into your home. Without moving, what could you reach that could be used as a weapon? For me I have an iPod that can be used for beating, 2 knives and a small green cup.

angramainyu 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ColouredCrayons said: "My mobile phone + the 911 button." Your phone has a single button for a three-digit number? On topic: There's a katana sitting on my dresser.

qwedsa87 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

psp.. DS, printer/scanner, another printer/scanner on the ground(doesn't work anymroe), 2kg wizard statue :D

aznrespec95 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The thing my pops leaves by the door. HIS GAT i will GAS THEM ALL

Kiwideku 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A razor blade, monkey wrench, metal baseball bat, skateboard, lava lamp, and a fork.

umisushi 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

my hamster, blow up bat, juice bottles, winnie the pooh, some pens, a fork, and some bedding

HokKan 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My Shurikens and BB Gun, I'm not even kidding. Who wants to see pictures?

jenneh 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Two pairs of scissors Two tweezers LOL Two compass, they have pointy ends :3 Two master locks, I can like throw it at their heads D:< Two stuff animals? LOL A waterbottle, a cup full of water, many cases of CDs, glasses case, remote control, bunch of pencils and bunch of makeup/lotions etc BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY.... MY HAIRSPRAY

CorruptJesus 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Depends where i am, but i would just use my super sneaky skills and Teabag him.

xknight1001 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

HokKan said: "My Shurikens and BB Gun, I'm not even kidding. Who wants to see pictures?" If I saw them I would point and laugh.

EatingPie 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Uhhh, a big sword(japanese orgin maybe) that my dad gave me when I turned 18.... it's still sharp o.O

Noctiss 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

An old Hootie and the Blowfish cd, i could throw it at him i guess, or just play it. lol

HokKan 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Actually, I would grab his dick and try to yank it out with my hands.

InBrunei 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A metal safebox,a small key,a Nokia USB Phone to PC Wire,very many thick and huge stacks of book,staplers,pillow,2 pens,one small clock,a calculator. Needless to say,I'll survive.

Jakesnake112 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

uhhh, a screwdriver i filed down to be sharp and fit in my hand, (i carry it everywhere i go, never know when ill use it) Drinking glass, mouse, notepad, Cranium GRAB N GO! remote controll

Choobs 06/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A cactus O_o.