Yo Mama Jokes!
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thread starter crazypaulkim Jun 23 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Try to make fun of someone's mama! YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT WHEN SHE SAW A BUS WITH WHITE KIDS SHE SAID "OMG A TWINKIE!"
BarronHuang 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Yo Mama so ugly that when she went to a strip club they paid her to keep he clothes on!
hizinfiz 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
yo mama so fat that......when she jump for joy.....she got stuck :D (say with azn accent its funnier)
03020531 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
yo mama so fat that she overeats
crazypaulkim 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
yo mama so ugly that when she went to a most ugly contest they said "sorry no professionals allowed"
BarronHuang 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Yo mama has such thick glasses when she looks at a map she can see people waving
crazypaulkim 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to a super bowl game
hizinfiz 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
yo mama so ugly that she died. of ugliness. yeah
crazypaulkim Jun 23 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
lol yo mama so tall that when she stands up she hit jesus in the shin MEANT TO SAY TALL
hizinfiz 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
yo mama so fat that she blew up. because she couldnt fit in the house. because your house is small. because your mom uses all the money for food. becasue shes fat. yeah
BarronHuang 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
hizinfiz 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
they didnt have organized schools in jesus time D: your mom so ugly she was taken away by the garbage man. :D
crazypaulkim 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
yo mama so stupid that she raised a son that can't even make up a simple joke like mine! YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE DON'T NEED A MASK OR COSTUME ON HALLOWEEN!
BarronHuang 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
hizinfiz 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
yo mama so big we only saw her shoe.
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