I Caught My Dad With My GF!

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thread starter LadiesMan Jun 23 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless. So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF. I was pi**ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GET OFF, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb. Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more. Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him? OR Pack my stuff and be on my way. Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask. GF

geeksquad 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LadiesMan said: "I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless. So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air " Fix'd

Pedrof1990 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

not bad, i guess lol

DevilZen 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Caught me completely off guard. I love you.

ICantKs 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

WOW. Good one ;D That was WOWing.. Omg.. BETTAR THEN BEL-AIR!

MrAero 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

BanditDan said: " Calm down, good story." Wait...Are you really back or are you just using his avatar? O_O

d4rkxStrIfe 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Nice one. You got me there.

DrakeFalco 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

it was barely funny the first time.

NineCrimes 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

cool story brah

Sickness 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

At first i was like ... wut ? And then i lol'd.

xNHYCx 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I actually thought it was a pretty good real life story, until you ruined it for me, and its fake. :[.

TwoChoices 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Man I was going to give you pity.

iLethys 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

WolfDaMage said: "ITT: Copy pasta." Agreed.

yPOS1 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm going to have sex with your GF.

Yomomma 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lol i was expecting something hot lolz. u got me

6noobkiller6 06/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

you have just won basil. i can't believe a basiler actualy posted something so funny.