Getting in a fight tomorrow

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thread starter EnterAndWin Jun 07 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hello basil. I'm getting in a fight tomorrow with a kid who is 5'5'', weighs 130 pounds, and has one, that's right ONE eye. The reason for this? He has disrespected some of my best friends, someone who is very dear to me, as well as myself. I am 6'0'', weigh 260 (Muscle), and am not afraid to fight dirty. I am prepared to beat respect into this guy regardless of the cost. I am bringing a can of axe deodorant (to spray into his eye), pens (to stab with), a belt (to choke), and an umbrella and a hairbrush (to use as makeshift clubs). There will also be chairs, desks, and textbooks. What do you think? I know I sound borderline retarded with this, but I am infuriated how horrible this person has acted to some of the greatest people that I have ever met. Also I will be able to use my size as an advantage as well as tackling, and don't forget, punching. I go to the gym 4 days a week, each day doing at least an hour of intensive cardio and strength training. This little a'hole is going down. Suggestions? Ideas? Other household items that double as weapons? Discuss? And no this isn't a joke, I will make this kid cry. Edit: He has had 1 eye since before I met him, the left is glass. Edit: Alright, I won't bring weapons, I'll use my fists UPDATE: I didn't fight him/beat him up yet. I have decided to wait until sometime after next wednesday because school will be over then. Also, I am going to make sure that this takes place in a somewhat secluded location to ensure that there are no "unwanted interruptions by others"

Splargh 06/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Um...good luck I guess Though I don't think fighting will solve anything

ICantKs 06/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You're taking out his one eye? THEN HOW WILL HE CRY?

masamunee 06/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well, for one, have a lawyer ready just in case.

AznXKevin77 06/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol half your weight one eye? Thats not even fight, your gonna truck the kid

ohba1480 06/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

:D if you let it spread, im sure teachers/parents will find out about this and put an end to it.

mrkes 06/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

How about fighting him fair if you supposedly have the advantage in height and weight?

ibenji 06/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

fighting doesnt solve anything.

EarthQuake 06/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Holy crap dude. You could get in serious trouble for this. And you took out his eye?

Torchic 06/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Poke out his other eye.

xxxd3athxxx 06/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'd be careful if I were you. Since there's an obvious difference in strength and height between the two of you, he probably knows he'll lose and may bring a knife or gun.

MissMaylie Jun 07 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ICantKs said: "You're taking out his one eye? THEN HOW WILL HE CRY?" LOL do w/e you want (i wouldnt advise fighting), but dont get into trouble, especially when the school's almost over spray some shaving cream

EnterAndWin 06/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm tired of trying to reason with this kid. He has a brain the size of a walnut and thinks he, someone half my size, can overpower me. He doesn't stop insulting the people I care about, therefore I will teach him to respect others. Also, he does drugs, so I doubt he'll even be in his right mind to stand up and fight me.

PinoyMatt 06/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

AznXKevin77 said: "Lol half your weight one eye? Thats not even fight, your gonna truck the kid" I know. Just bring an aluminum baseball bat, and knock him unconscious and leave it at that. You keep your dignity, he loses without too much of an injury. Win-win.

codyleeng 06/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

YEH BOY beat the crap outta him :P