thread starter 6noobkiller6 Jun 07 2009
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| something i found on the net. American: You have two cows. Sell one and force the other to produce milk of four cows. then you're surprised when she dies. So you invade an Arab country saying they threaten the democratic world because they have weapons of mass destruction, and steals the cows of them. Japanese: You have two cows. Redraw them to have 1/10 the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times more milk. After establishing drawings called Cowmon,you sells them to the whole world. UK: You have two cows. Both are mad. Dutch: You have two cows. They live together,they do not like bulls but its fine. German: You have two cows. They produce milk regularly, according to standards of quantity and timetable established, accurately and profitably. But you wanted to create pigs. Hindu: You have two cows.Damn to those who touch them. Ethiopia:You do not have two cows. |