A man walks into a bar

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thread starter Stylite Jun 03 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A man walks into a bar after his first BJ He proceeds to ask the bartenders for 10 tequilas After rapidly downing all of them he asks for 10 more The bartender, curious, asks "What in the world do you need 20 tequilas for?" The man replied... "To get the taste out of my mouth"

xUberThiefx 06/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ewwwwwwwww.

YangGuang 06/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I saw something similar to this on cyanide & happiness

ButteredToast 06/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Rofl That is kinky :P

ramunesin 06/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

2005chuy 06/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOL. Funneh

DownTown 06/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Loooooool. Thought you were gonna say something stupid like " The man said ouch"

lazer321 06/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ramunesin said: "A man walks into a bar. Ouch." xDXDXDXD this

Humanmango 06/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is destroying his family.

MySecretLife 06/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Oh wow, lol.

mvpshaq32 06/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A lifeguard is closing up a pool when he sees a man walk out of it. He asks the man what he was doing. The man says, "I was blowing Bubbles," and leaves. 5 minutes later, another man walks out of the pool and the lifeguard asks what he was doing. The man says, "I was blowing Bubbles," and leaves. 5 minutes later, another man walks out of the pool and the lifeguard says, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles." The man responds, "Nope, my name is Bubbles."

Wishes 06/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ewwwwwwwwww....That got me hard for some reason though... O_o

MastaSella 06/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

mvpshaq32 said: "A lifeguard is closing up a pool when he sees a man walk out of it. He asks the man what he was doing. The man says, "I was blowing Bubbles," and leaves. 5 minutes later, another man walks out of the pool and the lifeguard asks what he was doing. The man says, "I was blowing Bubbles," and leaves. 5 minutes later, another man walks out of the pool and the lifeguard says, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles." The man responds, "Nope, my name is Bubbles."" LOL and @above LOL

gotpoker4 06/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wishes said: "Ewwwwwwwwww....That got me hard for some reason though... O_o" THERE'S YOUR SIGN

PeacePlease 06/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.