How would you react? Guys.

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thread starter axeman2669 May 28 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ok, I was thinking of the most random thing recently, and I thought I'd share it with the community of basil for some laughs. Take this scenario seriously, what would you do if you actually found yourself in it? Ok, so you're at home and you have to go to the bathroom really bad, but unfortunately, you are constipated. So you sit there on the toilet waiting for something good to happen. Too bad today is not your day. You notice your cell rings in your pants pocket, it's your girlfriend. Now you are the kind of guy who would have a really hot girl for some reason, you realize your position and you are confused on what to do. If you answer the phone during your constipation, your girlfriend would be all ewww and then she'd break up with you. If you don't answer the phone she will assume you're cheating on her. If you answer the phone and say "I'm kinda busy at the moment..." she will think you're in your "alone time" so she will be all ewww, then break up with you. If your mom was somewhat near you and you decided to let your mom answer the phone, she'd think you're a momma's boy and break up with you. This was pretty random I don't know why I felt like sharing this, so if you were in this position guys, what would you do? Also if you are gay this applies to you as well, I don't want this thread to just be one-sided. O.o

NerdyMapleGeek 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Where do you explain the options..?

axeman2669 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

They are in the story, particularly in the order that they are listed in.

renague 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

option one if your GF really cared about you, she wouldnt break up with you, even if you were constipated

axeman2669 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

renague said: "option one if your GF really cared about you, she wouldnt break up with you, even if you were constipated" That's the thing though, maybe she doesn't care as much as you think, but you dont know that.

PinoyMatt 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well that's stupid, because no matter what I do, I'd lose my supposedly "hot" girlfriend. I would just effing wing it man, because the truth is better than a stupid lie.

LuklessFlame 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Just say I'm taking a crap.. then talk to her about it and have a laugh.

johnbrown 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

option two if my girlfriend thinks i'm cheating on her because i didn't pick up the phone then she's a moron and i'll break up with her

Urukiora 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Option two obviously. I'm not gonna answer the phone while i'm taking a dump.

xIdentity 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Who cares? Sounds like I'm screwed anyway.

deathmage122 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

And how would she know i'm taking a bad dump?

Kyensho 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Should have put the options at the end, to make it less confusing.

Hoppesangen 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Just talk to her anyway with Option number one. If I don't tell her I'm constipated how would she know?

axeman2669 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

deathmage122 said: "And how would she know i'm taking a bad dump?" *groaaanss* hey baby whats *fart* up?

kibs 05/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

just don't answer. if she asks, you didn't have your phone on you. call her and say you noticed she had called. simple