Got any jokes or riddles?

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thread starter SmexyJP May 19 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I want to hear all your jokes and riddles...

Astronomy 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

there once was a man named tom riddle

tkoh 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

what did hitler do with the black jews? he put them behind the oven

cantuciwin 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Whats 2+2? Fish. HARDY HAR HAR.

LMGG 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What is boring and full of spam? This thread.

obelixx 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Who curves his stick with a blowtorch?Who's cooked with a flashlight?Who thinks hockey tape can fix anything?Who holds a pint with all 5 fingers?

616510509 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Astronomy said: "there once was a man named tom riddle" AVADA CADAVRA

GarlickBread 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The was once an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died...the end.

LMGG 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

616510509 said: " AVADA CADAVRA" It's AVADA KEDABRA!

ilovealyssa 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i hate playing uno with mexicans because they steal all the green cards!

NerdyMapleGeek 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

JorgeBIsMyHero said: "Chuck Norris is a rip-off of JorgeBush. You know how tough people eat nails for breakfast? Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot. Jorge Bush does his at TOTEM. Chuck Norris can count to infinity. Twice. Jorge Bush can do that without breaking a sweat." Wow just wow..

Shirobon 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Your mom is so dark that when she went to night school she was marked absent Your mom is so fat when she wore a black dress and went outside someone yelled,"SOLAR ECLIPSE!" Your mom is so stupid she has to put lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry Your mom is so gross they had to change Halloween to her birthday (No rascism intended,just some jokes )

obelixx 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

SmallSteps i was LMAO! Answer~Canadians

LMGG 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol, I got a george bush shoe add for some reason. 0.o

MintLeaf 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why don't you tell a egg a joke? IT MIGHT CRACK UP! HAHAHAHSHADSASAFSFHSFKHAHAHA!