What Are Some Of The Weirdest Life Lessons You've Learned?

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thread starter aaaaz95 May 18 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me: - Never stuff yourself at an all you can eat seafood buffet, then take a drive on the highway in your parents new car. Needless to say, you know what happened. - Never lick a hot lemon. I can't really explain it, but first it burned my tongue, and then it stung a lot. >< What about you guys?

Ripredx 05/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

never say never

COChaos 05/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Being CO Chaos means you're your own God.

D4rkOblivi0n 05/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Don't procrastinate. The outcome is like 9000 pianos falling on you.

NyteProwleR 05/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The truth , is indeed, stranger than fiction.

Kerpail 05/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Never take a poop in someone's garden

MuffinSoup 05/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

That rag didn't smell like chloroform.

aaaaz95 05/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol. You or your dog? ><

ImaStupidSin May 18 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Don't touch coffe pots.......i didn't know it would burn THAT much!T_T

rogueofmv 05/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Never Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence.

GarlickBread May 18 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Always go to a buffet in an empty stomach or else you'll end up paying a lot for little food and by the time you go to bed, all the food is digested and you have to go out and spend about $10 on food. As my cousin says: ''poop before you go eat buffet, poop after every course, poop right before you leave and go eat some more, poop and eat until they are 5 minutes from closing.''

AbrohamLincoln 05/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

go to school even if you fall asleep in class

silverberry1 05/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Don't worry about crashing your car. You have insurance.

Omegathorion 05/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

People usually don't care.

gameplayer95 05/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Don't forget to tie your shoes while kicking.