I HATE my little brother!

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thread starter ILikePiezzzzz May 17 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Warning: Wall of text ahead (sort of). Please don't post if you didn't read the whole thing or at least half of it EDIT: I'll have my revenge in 3 years, since I'll be a senior when he's a freshman. That means that I'll never drive him anywhere. NEVER. Plus I'll be out of the house most of the time EDIT2: Playing tennis with him is also a chore. Whenever I practice my slices against him, he throws a ***** fit on how slicing is so unfair. Instead of crying, why doesn't he learn to return slices? God he's the most f***ing annoying little ass wipe in the whole damn world! Every day he has to make it his job to annoy the living daylights out of me. He just can't seem to mind his own business, and often randomly rushes to my laptop and stares at my screen. Also, at other times, he just starts staring at me with his eyes wide open. I mean, WTH? At other times he's asking me the stupidest questions ever, and expects me to answer them. For example, he asked these questions before: -Why do mages suck? (I don't know anything about mages) -Why does everyone suck now? (about combat arms) -How do i get to (insert place in maplestory here. I don't know anything about maplestory anymore since I quit years ago) -Is this game good? (a random game that I don't know anything about) How the hell does he expect an answer from me? Whenever I say "I don't know" or just ignore him, he goes b**chin' to my parents that I'm being "mean" to him. This isn't even the most annoying part... Almost every day he plays around the house with his god damn dart gun, and it pisses the crap out of me. I can't even concentrate with a *POP* sound going off every 10 seconds. What's even worse, is that I'M often his target practice. Sometimes, I'm innocently doing my hw on my laptop, when he decides to headshot me. After shooting me in the eye, he starts laughing his ass off and demands that I give his dart back. Unfortunately, I have to since he'll whine to my parents and get me in trouble if I don't. Also, I can't take my laptop to my room because my parents don't let me. I really wish I could though. What's even worse is that sometimes he brings his little friends to my house, and they have a "gunfight". This usually results in unnecessary screaming and running around the house. It drives me crazy. He also doesn't respect my privacy AT ALL. When I'm not in my room, my brother often goes in and plays with my stuff, causing a mess which I have to clean up. At other times, he goes through my drawers and closet looking for "treasure". He even stole some of my money once, but my parents refuse to believe it because I have "inadequate proof" (is the fact that my brother was the only one home before my money disappeared not enough proof?). When I'm actually in my room doing work or whatever, my brother sometimes shoots at my door with his ****ing dart gun. He occasionally even steals my parents' key our rooms and opens my door to see what I'm doing. It really makes me want to chuck a textbook

skazo 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ILikePiezzzzz said: " You're so cool, do you want a cookie or something?" 1.) thank you 2.) i would appreciate that

Bl1zzardMag3 May 17 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I stopped at ILikePiezzzzz said: " Please don't post if you didn't read the whole thing or at least half of it " to post this.

Mkay20 May 17 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

drock1993 said: "just beat his ass until he cries. I would think its worth it to get punished for awhile instead of having to deal with that until he matures." Wrong way. ....cause sometimes they outgrow the older brother and instill pain and suffering into the older brother *maniacal laughing* but then the guy from bully beat down comes in and kicks his rear end again :]

Biotic 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Back hand him. It's better to beat him up one time and get in trouble once than to get annoyed x amount of times.

XyamiKageX 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Put a video camera in your room. When he does something bad, BAM! Proof!

nephewofash 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hehe, I've met people like this. Frame him I'd be happy to give you some ideas

ILikePiezzzzz 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

nephewofash said: "Hehe, I've met people like this. Frame him I'd be happy to give you some ideas " Sadly, framing wouldn't work since my parents usually believe him over me whenever something bad happens.

Salamence123 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Play wrestle with him like keep hurting him and when he say's stop just keep hurting him and say i want to play wrestle this is how you play it :D *grabs arm and twist like f*****g hard*

HwabiHolder 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

WockyKitaki said: "Oh my.. This an EXACT definition of MY little brother! " This is the definition of any little brother. QFT.

Cookiedude14 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I would run away from the house if I were you.If you will get in trouble cause your bro.Tell your parents to **** off and run away from your house.Till they start getting worried.My little sister always gets me in trouble.For example:When I am doing my home work she comes and gives me a slap.So I give her one back (she is 10years old) and she stars crying and than my parents are angry at me.I feel your pain.

GreenChocobo 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Embarrass him in front of his friends.

iFrozeRob 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My little brother sometimes acts like that. But not towards me, just towards my sisters. It gets annoying though.

DesmondTiny 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Punch him in the stomach. Trust me. It showed me not to screw with my brother.

Joseph9800 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

GreenChocobo said: "Embarrass him in front of his friends." This. Right here. This is genious. It will get him to stop TRUST ME

Jiggamil 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

HwabiHolder said: " This is the definition of any little brother. QFT." Actually my little brother has autism, so he doesnt know right from wrong so he can't help being annoying sometimes.