I'm furious right now

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thread starter FirePengy May 17 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I've really been wanting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I finally go to the kitchen to make one. I get the bread from off the shelf, the peanut butter from the cabinet, and then I go to get the jelly from the fridge. What do I find when I look at the jelly? LITTLE BITS OF PEANUT BUTTER! Now I can't eat my damn PB&J sandwich cause my sister had to go and use one knife without cleaning it inbetween scoops. >:O GAH! Wrong section. Even madder now.

Drewness 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

dont they like mix anyways?

xSakuraNekox 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

It's okay, you can go catch jelly fish and get the jelly from them. :D

FirePengy 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Drewness said: "dont they like mix anyways?" That's not the point.

PrototypeFL 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Explain "Goober".

soulzhermit 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol, reminds me of the new mayo jar, it says right on the top "NEW! easy open cap!" and it takes me 15 minutes to get it off, and i'm not a wimp!

Jenitals 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich before... Is it nice? Anyway, what's the point exactly if there were peanut butter in the jelly, weren't you going to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich anyway?

PhoenixShots 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I like it mixed

FirePengy 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Jenitals said: "I never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich before... Is it nice? Anyway, what's the point exactly if there were peanut butter in the jelly, weren't you going to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich anyway?" They're wonderful. And it's all about the act of making the sandwich that makes it wonderful. When you get peanut butter in the jelly, it just contaminates the jelly. The jelly is no longer on an equal level with the peanut butter after having been invaded.

FrozenYogurt 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wipe the peanut butter off with a paper towel.

Jenitals 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Do you make the jelly or do you just buy pre-made jelly?

FirePengy 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

FrozenYogurt said: "Wipe the peanut butter off with a paper towel." It's just not the same anymore. As for Goober jars, those are alright. The equilibrium of the peanut butter to jelly ratio is still stable when they are mixed like that.

AlexisLord 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i... must... resist...... the...... ah crud... IT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTER JELLY TIME ! PEANUT BUTER JELLY TIME!

PeacePlease 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Oh, yeah, really screwed up the equilibrium there. If you want to know how to fix it, just take the crust off the bottom left corner of both bread slices.

Shadowers 05/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm fast, we can team up to be Fast and Furious.