I'm flipping my view on religion; God Exists

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thread starter HolyMythos May 14 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Someone let their dog outside and it has been barking for the past two hours. I don't know who's dog it is so I can't call the cops, plus the fact that it's 4am and I know if I get up out of bed I'll never fall asleep. It started thunderstorming. I said "God I wish that dog would just shut up". Within the next five minutes there was a really bright flash outside and the dog shut up. It may or may not have been struck by lightning.

skalz 05/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Aliens came down and got it, duh.

PeacePlease 05/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

That was definitely God. He heard your prayer and fried the four-legged creature.

markyboi12 05/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

No, God exists :D Gogo goto church :D

TheElderik 05/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What if you had said Chuck Norris instead of God? Its as arbitrary as that >_____>

Clerism 05/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

That was me, I shot the dog and burnt its remains in a fiery red flash. It was no act of God, it was act of man.

Vysper 05/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

That's terrible >.>

Jake305 05/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Or a car drove past with high-beams on (possibly the owner of the dog) and/or the dog got let in the house. Next time something appealing to you happens, don't just jump to the 'God' conclusion and make another thread on basilmarket.

skaii345 05/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

God told the dog to calm down, he didn't fry the dog. My dog goes crazy when a storm is going on

Clerism 05/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

They've converted you HolyMythos!

devilskin 05/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Or maybe you're God?

nuST May 14 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Jake305 said: "Or a car drove past with high-beams on (possibly the owner of the dog) and/or the dog got let in the house. Next time something appealing to you happens, don't just jump to the 'God' conclusion and make another thread on basilmarket." *puts on HolyMythos goggles* Jake305 said: "make another thread on basilmarket." Why would you say that? ! ! ?

xLikeNoOther 05/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Dude, Then explain: Where did god come from? i asked a priest and he just mumbled and walked off.

CeruleanMuse May 14 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

xLikeNoOther said: "Dude, Then explain: Where did god come from? i asked a priest and he just mumbled and walked off." I'm a priest :D *mumbles and walks off* lol God has always been. He always is, and He always will be. Wise words from your priest who just mumbled and walked off

AlaaBrus 05/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

CeruleanMuse said: " I'm a priest :D *mumbles and walks off* lol God has always been. He always is, and He always will be. Wise words from your priest who just mumbled and walked off" Ahh now I see!