Rude Way To Deal With Jerks?

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thread starter huntermyst May 12 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ok, I'm in 9th grade, so I know a lot of really small people who try to talk big, and most of them are actually tougher than me, but luckily I'm smarter. So, whenever they are being totally idiots or trying to pick a fight, I take 3 fingers and push down on seperate points on their shoulder. This causes them to fall on the ground, writhing, as electric impulses go through their nerves If the person is trying to get you to swing, is this an acceptable way to deal with them? It certainly doesn't leave any bruises, and is impossible to see from a distance (Just looks like I'm patting them on the shoulder).

kookie819 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Freshman? Time to beat you with a paddle...

huntermyst 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

kookie819 said: "Freshman? Time to beat you with a paddle..." *breaks paddle* lol gonna need more than wood..

sakana 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What's the point in doing that?

Jinxiy 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Isn't that like.. the Vulcan Death Grab or something?

Hoppesangen 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Isn't that like.. illegal?

ponjoe 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

huntermyst said: "I take 3 fingers and push down on seperate points on their shoulder. This causes them to fall on the ground, writhing, as electric impulses go through their nerves" ROFL.

chris987 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Sounds fine to me. Keep on finger pushing. haha. What 3 points are these :D? This sounds very useful.

huntermyst 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hoppesangen said: "Isn't that like.. illegal?" not illegal, no permanent damage, no pain (nerves are shot), and only lasts as long as i hold their shoulder.

Hyohko 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I recommend a flash drive. Works for me!

Cloud695 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

nice, i fire at jerks with chi that comes out of my index finger after i perform a complex motion with my toes.

MrJalapeno 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

huntermyst said: " not illegal, no permanent damage, no pain (nerves are shot), and only lasts as long as i hold their shoulder." How do you do this o.O

Alexisonfire 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You probably look like a total freak when your doing it, other than that, sure.

Urukiora 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Cloud695 said: "nice, i fire at jerks with chi that comes out of my index finger after i perform a complex motion with my toes." xD

PhoFTW 05/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hyohko said: "I recommend a flash drive. Works for me!" :o I saw your thread. xD