How to create a religion

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thread starter iGoddess May 06 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

-> Create Religion name, setting and location. -> Characterize "supreme-being". -> Acknowledge other existing religion, find their contradictions and flaws, avoid them. -> Prove the stability of your religion by saying "It's a miracle" and/or "When God says so..." whenever logic clashes. -> Assign a Prophet. Preferably those who believe in superstition. -> Provide scriptures through Prophets claiming they are "Your Word." and that it is "All that is true." -> Divide sections where, in each part, you make sure "Non-believers will go to hell" and "God loves everyone" do not exist together. -> Kill non-believers. -> Make 1000 possible prophecies at the top of your head and set an unknown date for them. In the hopes, someday, they'd come true. -> Spread Religion.

omransms 05/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You gotta be kidding me..

megabob10 05/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Seems accurate.

VMIT 05/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I call mine "los illuminados" =]

megaf6 May 06 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well you fail at trolling...

NoobCakes 05/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

link

COChaos 05/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Please don't try again.

luckywiz 05/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

honestly? honestly... I wish people would stop bashing religion, just because they can't have faith in anything doesn't mean they gotta bash people who do have faith.

BurninDavyn 05/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

It seems the religion of Flying Spaghetti Monster ended at stage 4.

ICantKs 05/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Isn't this called Scientology?

hwan2189 05/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is offensive to some people. -_-;;

omransms 05/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

luckywiz said: "honestly? honestly... I wish people would stop bashing religion, just because they can't have faith in anything doesn't mean they gotta bash people who do have faith." I know right? when ever someone just TALKS about their religion, I see people saying "Stop shoving your religion down our throats" and when someone makes fun of religion, they're like "HAH, that's funny".

Feely 05/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wow just wow..

xlightpantsx 05/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

atheist much?

ploooh 05/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

well i dont believe aethiests say non believers go to hell, and i dont believe theyve killed anyone in the name of their non god. this is hilarious btw