Jokes at the wrong time.
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thread starter Illuminant May 03 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
My friend's ipod fell down a flood drain and she couldn't see it because it was too deep. I said "Let's get to the bottom of this!" and burst into laughter. She started crying and everyone gave me the >.> look. Share your stories.
Vysper 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Your friend has problems.
GreenDragon May 03 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
GreenDragonYou deserved this one - 545748973
felilia 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Aww, that was kinda funny though.
proknifer 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
When my dog died, I said woof during the burial ceremony. Everyone thought he was still alive. I just made all that up.
xolivejuice 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
o.o uhh during sex... is it in yet?
xiCookie101x 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
They're to serious
SeniorSuave 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
When my cousin was telling me his pet died because he was doing some archery thing and accidently hit it. I said, "You have the aim of a cross-eyed armadilla'" in a Texan accent. It was his armadilo that died...
leonlian 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
i thought someone said some one was going to the hospitol for doctor training, i said, "nO she has swine flu." my friends like, thats pretty sad that she has to go get a transplant. im like: .............. i felt soooooooooooo bad
VMIT 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
we have this history teacher and he is pretty mean so we always complain about him a few days ago we(my friends and me) were doing that and he came this way so I said "okay guys there he is no jokes about him" and as he was passing us my friend said "what is small and has no hair?" xD well it figueres that he is a small bald man :/
Illuminant 05/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
One time I was at school talking to this random girl and she says "Do you know James", and I said "Yea, he's sooo annoying, I hate him >.>" Turns out it was his sister I was talking to.
ho1yxxcleric 05/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
I was walking with my friend. All of a sudden, a group of wannabe Korean gang bangers tried to mug us. Luckily, I got a wooden stick and beat their ass. But my friend got injured while fighting a guy 1/2 his size. I told him, "That lepraucan got you good." He started getting really mad.
DreamSavior8 05/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Lmfao leprecauns r bad asses
yPOS1 05/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
yPOS1Illuminant said: "My friend's ipod fell down a flood drain and she couldn't see it because it was too deep. I said "Let's get to the bottom of this!" and burst into laughter. She started crying and everyone gave me the >.> look. Share your stories." Man, I would have laughed with you.
Wasabiman May 04 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
My friends and I went to the cemetary during gym The coaches caught us and we got in school suspension I said "Looks like we're in grave danger!" *kneeslaps* *cricket*
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