I dreamt the wierdest dream

basilmarket.com forums : Chat | 5 posts archived

thread starter Aereole May 02 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This may sound like trolling, but it's not! Ever single word in this post is the utter truth. So I was dreaming. I am extremely scared of heights, and in my dream I was on an elevator with glass protection. The elevator was taking forever to go up, it went like 1000 feet in the sky, and it took about 5 hours to get up there. So the elevator come back down. I now find myself in the back of a truck, holding some adult magazine. I looked at the magazine and jizzed, without even touching anything. I thought it was only a dream, but then I started to feel uncomfortable in my bed. My boxers had gotten wet, and I realized that I jizzed in my pants IRL! I was bedazzled. I had no idea what the heck was going on. My tool was sticking out of my boxers, I had shot some of my stuff on the blanket. I had to get up in the middle of the night, wash myself off, change my boxers, and get a new blanket. AND I had the SATs the next morning. This is the worst nighttime experience I've had so far...

Urukiora 05/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol that was funny. But yeah, you're probably a late bloomer. ;)

CrimsonSpider 05/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Aereole said: " It doesn't when you're not expecting it... How did I jizz in my dream and end up jizzing IRL? Edit: to people saying it's puberty, is this natural at 16? I feel kinda embarrassed..." Yes. Puberty is usually around 12-15. You could be a late bloomer. I know a person who's 18 and his voice is still cracking.

areodon 05/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Aereole said: " It doesn't when you're not expecting it... How did I jizz in my dream and end up jizzing IRL? Edit: to people saying it's puberty, is this natural at 16? I feel kinda embarrassed..." Nocturnal Emissions or Wet Dreams are natural. Nothing is weird about it. Some people hace a lecky john

GreenChocobo 05/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I was fascinated by my first wet dream. "How did it escape?"