thread starter Vysper May 01 2009
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| Some letter to some random Asian chick You: Asian, young(ish), cute, petite, left-of-center, cosmopolitan. Me: The Asian guy you would never dream of giving a second glance. Hi! I�m so sad that you were offended by my very presence at your favorite boutique coffee shop. Seriously, I was just there to do some work and maybe a bit of reading � I didn�t mean to draw attention to the fact that you too, are also Asian. I was just looking for a quiet place to sit, and the seat by you just happened to be open. It�s not like peed all over you, put my arm around your shoulder, and screamed to all the other patrons in a heavy Chinese accent, �She mine! You all stay away!� After I sat down and pulled out Said�s Orientalism (no joke), you, in all of your ignorant glory, proceeded to loudly flirt with the nearest non-Asian man with a pulse to dissuade any romantic overtures from me. Lady, I already know you only date white guys; you don�t even have to open your mouth. Ever since Chad took you out back in high school and made you the envy of all homecoming, you�ve understood the magical power of white boys. Your parents balked until they saw how well he treated you and made you so so so happy. You tell yourself you don�t see color lines, and that you�re ending racism by only dating white guys � and you give yourself a little pat on the back every night before dreaming of waking up with beautiful blonde hair. You�ve even thrown in a black guy or two, just to get back at daddy. Asian guys? Like, gag me with a spoon! Hey, I applaud you. You�re totally progressive. Never mind all that stuff Jeremy keeps wanting to do (I wonder where he gets these ideas?). No need to worry about Scotty�s browser history pointing to asianteensluts.com. Totally normal! What red-blooded American man doesn�t want to bang a Japanese high school girl? Honestly, if I were in your stilettos, I�d do the same thing. If white girls were all over me �cause of my nice, smooth skin, my mad computer skills and wispy peach fuzz, I�d ride that white stallion to all glory. But since I�m 6�2�, 200 lbs. with 4% body fat and a PhD, I guess I�ll have to settle for one of our more racist Asian sistahs. |
