Joke thread. o_O

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thread starter Illuminant Apr 28 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yayy, joke thread. I wanted to start this, might be interesting to hear some funny/wierd/different jokes. I'll start off with one my friend told me: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

yeshi162 04/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lame one: So a guy walks into a bar and the next thing he knows he is in the hospital and the doctor says "When you leave the bar don't run right into another one." See dumb!

aznawwman 04/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What did one egg say to the other? I just got laid.

Arkafazin 04/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Illuminant said: "What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline." I don't know why, but I could never enjoy baby jokes >_>. I find them more repulsive than funny... Anyways, I'm a fan of blonde jokes :3. There's this magic mirror that makes you disappear if you say a lie in front of it. A brunette walks up the mirror and examines her face and figure. She then says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." POOF! She was gone. A redhead walks up the mirror and examines her face and figure. She then says, "I think I'm the most gorgeous woman in the world." POOF! She was gone. A blonde walks up the mirror and examines her face and figure. She then says, "I think-" POOF! She was gone. XD

TehMastur 04/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A Brunette, a redhead and a blonde are stranded on an island. They then decide to try and swim back to their country. The Brunette swims 15% of the way then drowns. The Redhead swims 30% of the way then drowns. The Blonde swims 50% of the way, then get's tired and swims back.

SoundQuality 04/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Arkafazin said: " I don't know why, but I could never enjoy baby jokes >_>. I find them more repulsive than funny... Anyways, I'm a fan of blonde jokes :3. There's this magic mirror that makes you disappear if you say a lie in front of it. A brunette walks up the mirror and examines her face and figure. She then says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." POOF! She was gone. A redhead walks up the mirror and examines her face and figure. She then says, "I think I'm the most gorgeous woman in the world." POOF! She was gone. A blonde walks up the mirror and examines her face and figure. She then says, "I think-" POOF! She was gone. XD" LOOOL.

Ross 04/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

aznawwman said: "What did one egg say to the other? I just got laid." You copied! A brunette, red head and a blonde were riding a plane when it crashed in a uncharted island in the middle of the Pacific ocean. They took their parachutes and landed safely. While they adventured, natives of the uncharted island captured them and threw them into a boiling pot of water. Surprisingly, the chief spoke English, and said,"You each have one last wish cast by our god, before we melt you and mold you into boats." The red head wished,"I wish I was back home with my family!" POOF she got teleported into her home. The brunette wished,"I wish I am with my pet poodle at a Japanese restaurant!" POOR she got teleported into a Japanese restaurant with her dog beside her. The blonde wished,"I don't have a neither family nor a poodle, I GOT AN IDEA! I wish I had a spear." A spear popped in front of her. She took the spear, and kept stabbing herself with holes . And said,"Now you can't make a boat out of me!

Acerdeman 04/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

TehMastur said: "A Brunette, a redhead and a blonde are stranded on an island. They then decide to try and swim back to their country. The Brunette swims 15% of the way then drowns. The Redhead swims 30% of the way then drowns. The Blonde swims 50% of the way, then get's tired and swims back." Lols I found that amusing somehow.

aznboi1324 04/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Need moar now.