Share some pickup lines

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thread starter soulzhermit Apr 25 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Do you work at subway, because you just gave me a footlong.

qwedsa87 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hitsugayaX10 said: "What has 1000 teeths and holds back the Hulk? My zipper " It's ment to be 72 teeth...

manwithafoot 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hi i'm patrick, but you can call me tonight. (Hi I'm -yournamehere- , but you can call me tonight)

LoveyDovey 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I don't like this thread because people post the same joke over and over again :/

MySecretLife 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"I lost my virginity to an orchid"

Devoid Apr 26 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless. I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

BipolarGod 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

shroomsly said: "I moderate a maplestory fan-forum." Yes, I jizz in my pants

sambo66 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Do you work at an orchard because your fruit are ripe.

xIce 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"are those space pants? cuz ur ass is out of this world" I don't know much about pies.... but u make my banana cream hey nice shoes... wanna have sex?

Hurricane 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Would you like to come to my house, because I got free cookies. o.0

kukathesocks 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

shroomsly said: "I moderate a maplestory fan-forum." You're so successful in life.

AznFr3sh 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Is yo dad a terrorist? cuz you da BOMB! does yo dad work at starbucks? because you grind so well.

Hurricane 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

DieWithSARS 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Can I Barack your Obama?

KrabbyPatty 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hello, the new word today is legs. now lets go back to my house and spread the word!

la11 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Devoid said: "You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless. I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction." Those are heart warming quotes =) Let me fix it. Naww I can't those are just too good =)