Anybody have terrible, god-awful jokes?
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thread starter Spork Apr 25 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Post them here! We love jokes that make no sense and lack any sort of context! Why is Korea the FUNKIEST country of them all? Because they got Seoul! What did the dyslexic Republican say when he closed the door on his hand? "Ow. That hurt!" Post yours!
Spork 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Poor little Oscar Meyer Wiener.
ThePepsi 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. 1 to hold the light bulb and to stand on the chair, 2 to twist the chair around. Lamerite?
Spork 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
ThePepsi said: "How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. 1 to hold the light bulb and to stand on the chair, 2 to twist the chair around. Lamerite?" Yesrite.
Ross 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Spork said: " How did you get your avatar's hair? It's like two different colours." It;s called an edited avatar my fri- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kukiZlol 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Why couldn't bob go to the party? Because he had cancer.
drejones 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
why dont you ever see a black goth? cuz they only come out at night... roflcopter
xIrstupIdx 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a womam.
kukiZlol 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
xIrstupIdx said: "Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a womam." LOL.
Mirage6 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
A prostitutes children ask what's for dinner, she opens her legs and says "Crabs".
tarheel91 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Why shouldn't you ever let a pokemon shower with you? He might pik-a-chu.
drejones 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
how do you punish hellen keller? by leaving the plunger in a toilet!
intluk Apr 26 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
the korea one is funny hahah. why did the math txt book suicide ? Because it had to many problems What do you call a falling monkey? A dead monkey
drejones 04/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
intluk said: "the korea one is funny hahah. why did the math txt book suicide ? Because it had to many problems What do you call a falling monkey? A dead monkey" lol i like the math book one
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