This is why asians have short last names :D
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thread starter SudoX Apr 23 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
SudoXOnce upon a time in faraway China there lived two brothers, one named Sam, and one named Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako. Now one day the two brothers were playing near the well in their garden when Sam fell into the well, and Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako ran to his mother, shouting, "Quick, Sam has fallen into the well. What shall we do?" "What?" cried the mother, "Sam has fallen into the well? Run and tell father!" Together they ran to the father and cried, "Quick, Sam has fallen into the well. What shall we do?" "Sam has fallen into the well?" cried the father. "Run and tell the gardner!" Then they all ran to the gardner and shouted, "Quick, Sam has fallen into the well. What shall we do?" "Sam has fallen into the well?" cried the gardner, and then he quickly fetched a ladder and pulled the poor boy from the well, who was wet and cold and frightened, and ever so happy to still be alive. Some time afterward the two brothers were again playing near the well, and this time Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako fell into the well, and Sam ran to his mother, shouting, "Quick, Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako has fallen into the well. What shall we do?" "What?" cried the mother, "Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako has fallen into the well? Run and tell father!" Together they ran to the father and cried, "Quick, Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako has fallen into the well. What shall we do?" "Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako has fallen into the well?" cried the father. "Run and tell the gardner!" Then they all ran to the gardner and shouted, "Quick, Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako has fallen into the well. What shall we do?" "Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako has fallen into the well?" cried the gardner, and then he quickly fetched a ladder and pulled Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako from the well, but the poor boy had been in the water so long that he had drowned. And from that time forth, the Chinese have given their children short names.
darkduckeh 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Yes, Vu-Hoang is an extremely short last name. :]
Wasabiman 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Sam well OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
astromilez 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Hmm.. Interesitng?
SudoX 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
SudoXvu-hoang? :o thats not as long as Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako sure that isn't your full name? o_o
Kanziku 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
I think I've heard this before. :O
COChaos 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
come up with that one yourself?
OldOnesReturn 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako isn't even Asian/
stefan812 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
It's ironic that the story about asians having short last names is really long
PinoyMatt 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
you know, I call people by their first name. or "Someone has fallen into the well!"
SudoX 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
SudoXwhat's up with everyone trying to mess up the logic in a perfectly good myth? no for my art class we have to find a myth and do a painting on it or something, i just found this hilarious one on this website
Kenazazki 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
thats not even Asian...
tiganior1 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
OldOnesReturn said: "Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako isn't even Asian/" Sounds like some weird form of Polynesian.
ilikemikey 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
i've heard this before and did a play about it.
Tamama 04/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
oh man I loved reading that book as a kid :D
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