Most useless super power would be?

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thread starter Meergl Apr 22 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm not talking about the most useless super-power belonging to an existing character somewhere, I mean the most useless super-power you can imagine yourself having. Like being able to bend your toes into your name. Except then you'd be able to perform for a freak circus or something so maybe..being able to communicate with dust mites.

wows 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

courtesan said: "being able to grow your hair very fast. Very annoying and gross." Wigs = money.Money = good

holywolo 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The ability to produce a toothbrush at will.

somethings 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The ability to clean your teeth cleaner.

ReLaX 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The ability to stop bullets with your nail... i'd see that as the most useless skill... yes woaw you can stop a bullet, but the chance that it hits your nail is just...

Seitarou 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Meergl said: " Well..I wouldn't do it in public, but if I could transform my poo into whatever I wanted, I'd do it. >>;" But the problem would be that anything you make would have the super strong smell of your poo and it would never go away.

Meergl 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Seitarou said: " But the problem would be that anything you make would have the super strong smell of your poo and it would never go away." Oh. Darn. Lol. I just had an image of a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower that smelled like poo. People wouldn't be able to get rid of it! Muahahahaa! Hey, that wouldn't be too bad for pranks.

AOS123 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The power to grant other people this superpower.

skarlet 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

the ability to die

Userious 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

crapping uncontrollably...... or super power of useless, yup , you got that right. competely useless.....

k91133 Apr 22 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Userious said: "crapping uncontrollably...... or super power of useless, yup , you got that right. competely useless....." 1st one is not useless you can use it as fertilizer or when someone is pissing you off, dooty fight!

Userious 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

k91133 said: " 1st one is not useless you can use it as fertilizer or when someone is pissing you off, dooty fight!" lol you are so resourceful sadly, all i can think of is diarrhea and unable to get out of the toilet....

Meergl 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

skarlet said: "the ability to die" That doesn't count! We can all do that already.

k91133 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

the ability to crap out of your mouth.

enjoixKNIGHT 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

meat vision?

k91133 04/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

enjoixKNIGHT said: "meat vision?" not useless, you can feed people in Africa with that