Jokes So Cheesy They Make You Laugh

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thread starter DecayEater Apr 17 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hmmm Oh I got some What beer's white and big A polar bear, Lolol lame :P What's the first name of batman? DunDunDun :"DunDunDunDunDun Baatmaan.." ....Lamer xD Oh Yeah, Why are leaves perverted, Because they're green XD I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp. Lulz :P All I got

GreenChocobo 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens!

Cuttlefish 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What's extremely hot and sexy? YOU!

FirePengy 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Envydit 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What did the egg say to the other egg? I just got laid

XxVickyxX 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Envydit said: "What did the egg say to the other egg? I just got laid" Bwahhaa, lol.

yPOS1 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Envydit said: "What did the egg say to the other egg? I just got laid" Hi five!

yumtoast154 Apr 17 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why didn't the shark eat the clown? Because he tasted funny. Lmao @ invydit's joke

necroReturns Apr 17 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Envydit said: "What did the egg say to the other egg? I just got laid" Lolololololo @Above: That made me lol actually.

PantheraLeo 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why was 6 afraid of 7? BECAUSE 7 KILLED HIS PARENTS wat

megaf6 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why did the orange stop rolling across the street? Because IT RAN OUT OF JUICE! HARR HARR HARR! *slaps knee*

Myckel 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Whats the best thing about having sex with twentythree year old people? There's twenty of them...

stikman123 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Myckel said: "Whats the best thing about having sex with twentythree year old people? There's twenty of them..." Ew.

yumtoast154 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Myckel said: "Whats the best thing about having sex with twentythree year old people? There's twenty of them..." Why would you have sex with 3 year olds?

Q9R42 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

N othing can be more cheesier then context related puns tho.. >-< Which are jokes by the way.