$100,000 check in the poop

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thread starter wordk41 Apr 17 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You're waiting on a LONG line to enter a public bathroom. There are like 20 people ahead of you, and 200 behind you. LOL. So you finally get your chance to use it. When you're about to pee in the toilet, you see that someone pooped. EWWW But then.. you see a $100,000 check in the poop. Half of it's covered with poop. NOW WHO WOULD PUT THAT THERE? There is no toilet paper. And the sink is out of order. And the paper towels are also gone. What do you do? If you leave to get some napkins or something, then someone else will enter the bathroom.

marcusrulz88 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Getting poop on your hands is a generous sacrifice for 100 grand. I'll pick it up even if its a check for 500$

RedSwing 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

marcusrulz88 said: "Getting poop on your hands is a generous sacrifice for 100 grand. I'll pick it up even if its a check for 500$" Yeah... same here...

XXLordyX8 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

marcusrulz88 said: "Getting poop on your hands is a generous sacrifice for 100 grand. I'll pick it up even if its a check for 500$" I'd do it for a twenty...

RedSwing 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

XXLordyX8 said: " I'd do it for a twenty..." Yeah... shamely I would too.

notmifault 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Poop and cover up the other half

marcusrulz88 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

XXLordyX8 said: " I'd do it for a twenty..." Lol, and there's people who wouldn't do it for 100 grand

kikin123456 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What if its a false chek...

renague 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

100000 dollas for stikin mai hand in crap? hell yeaz i do it!

markyboi12 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You spelled check wrong, its cheque i think.

Crimson5hot 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

first i would get the money out of the poop, walk out and wipe my poopy hands on a person behind me and act like im blind and deaf then i will run off and spend that 100,000 on nx and a nice car

XXLordyX8 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

markyboi12 said: "You spelled check wrong, its cheque i think." Oui, oui! C'est cheque! Uhh... Yeah... French ftl.

ObviousTroll 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Take it out. It's just human feces.

Gorfindle 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'd pick it up by the handful, go outside into the line, and while they all look away in horror, I'll make my escape ~

beREAL 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Duh I would take it. I would take off my shirt or somthing, and use it to gently glide the poop to one side while I get the check.

RedValentine 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Oh would you look at that... there's a 100k check in the poop... *excretes human waste* *leaves* I wouldn't care...